THE EYE OPENER ARCHIVES
Stories to Remember
Friday, September 03, 2010.. Waskesiu --- fat cats and bureaucrats turn a peoples' park into a gated community for bears, mosquitoes and rich folk
Monday, August 30, 2010.. Was Prime Minister John Diefenbaker a ku kluxer?
Friday, August 20, 2010.. Kop-Speak for Dummies
Monday, August 16, 2010.. Kanada doesn't need a census because ...
Monday, August 16, 2010.. British Petroleum -- why Americans love to hate Englishmen
Thursday, August 12, 2010.. Bill Gates and Henry Ford duke it out at the Alberta Long Bar then constipate
Sunday, August 08, 2010.. Feelin' the pain --- $3,000,000 for Clinton wedding
Thursday, July 29, 2010.. Big Brother crowns how-high-yes-man King of Kanada
Friday, June 04, 2010.. THE CHICKEN OATH --- BIZARRE --- EFFECTIVE?
Monday, May 31, 2010.. OBAMA CAN'T USE A TELEPROMPTER
Thursday, May 27, 2010.. VICTIMOLOGY PROF'S CAMPAIGN TO ABOLISH THE WORD "FAT"
Wednesday, May 12, 2010.. THE CALGARY EYE OPENER'S NEW COMPARISON SHOPPING GUIDE TO CUBA VACATIONS
Wednesday, February 03, 2010.. WHY PIROGIES IS BAD FOR DEMOCRACY
Monday, February 01, 2010.. DOES TIGER NEED "ENDORSEMENTS"?
Friday, January 22, 2010.. REVENUE CANADA TURNS BLIND EYE? AS CHINESE MAFIA PLUNDERS EYE OPENER?
Monday, January 18, 2010.. CHICKEN LITTLE AND GLOBAL COOLING
Monday, January 18, 2010.. STEPHEN HARPER --- TOO MUCH POTTY TRAINING?
Wednesday, December 23, 2009.. YES VIRGINIA -- HE'S DRINKING COKE!!! SANTA SWEARS OFF BOOZE!!!
Wednesday, December 23, 2009.. B.C. PINE BEETLE FINDS GREENER PASTURES
Wednesday, December 23, 2009.. A BUM'S XMAS --- IT'S XMAS --- LET'S GIVE THE POOR DEVILS A DECENT PARTY
Thursday, August 13, 2009.. Obama's Hail Mary Health Care Victory
Thursday, July 30, 2009.. Goofy British Columbia politics going extinct!!!!
Tuesday, July 28, 2009.. U.S. war hero shows how the U.S. can wipe out world hunger and terrorism
Monday, July 27, 2009.. World War I - The War of The Imbeciles - the last survivor dies
Thursday, July 23, 2009.. Calgary Eye Opener exclusive --- The Confessions of Lord Strathcona
Thursday, July 16, 2009.. 9,000 scientists doubt Suzuki climate theory
Sunday, June 07, 2009.. Where did I put my memory pill?
Thursday, May 28, 2009.. North American doctors mired in 19th Century chicken scratches
Wednesday, May 27, 2009.. Newspapers --- 21st Century dinosaurs
Friday, May 08, 2009.. No Swine Flu in Cuba --- we ask Fidel why
Thursday, May 07, 2009.. SWINE FLU AND THE EXTINCTION OF HUMANKIND
Wednesday, April 22, 2009.. Editor returns from Cuba. Rumours of Fidel's death greatly exaggerated --Calgary Eye Opener features regular Fidel column
Wednesday, April 22, 2009.. REPORTS OF THEIR DEATHS GROSSLY EXAGGERATED
Tuesday, April 07, 2009.. Attorney-General takes B.C.'s version of the Fifth Amendment
Monday, December 22, 2008.. THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE CASTRO REVOLUTION
Thursday, December 11, 2008.. Dictatorships and homelessness
Thursday, December 11, 2008.. RUM DRINKING, CIGAR SMOKING CALGARY EYE OPENER EDITOR TO REPORT FROM CUBA
Thursday, December 11, 2008.. Propagandists feed on ignorance of how Canada's democracy works
Thursday, December 04, 2008.. STEPHAN HARPER'S NOT-SO-SECRET WEAPON -- STEPHANE DION
Monday, November 24, 2008.. Pendulum Politics
Friday, November 21, 2008.. HOW MUCH IS $700 BILLION?
Friday, November 14, 2008.. A BUSH PARDON FOR CONRAD BLACK?
Sunday, November 09, 2008.. VICTORIA'S CRYSTAL COURT MOTEL --- CRACK DOWN ON THE DEVELOPERS --- HOUSE THE HOMELESS
Friday, October 31, 2008.. McCAIN'S LAST CARD --- THE THREAT OF A DEMOCRATIC DICTATORSHIP
Thursday, October 23, 2008.. Depression? Recession? What's the difference?
Thursday, October 16, 2008.. Is John McCain a victim of heightism?
Friday, October 10, 2008.. Stephen Harper - anal and out of his element
Saturday, October 04, 2008.. The October 2 Daisy Mae and Bessy May Debates
Tuesday, September 16, 2008.. Fighting kondo kreep in Victoria's Cridge Park
Saturday, September 06, 2008.. HOW TO WIN THE U.S. PRESIDENCY
Monday, August 25, 2008.. Will McCain sic Bush's attack dog on Joe Biden
Sunday, August 24, 2008.. Lusting after Olympic Gold?
Thursday, August 21, 2008.. The 1936 Hitler Olympics
Friday, August 15, 2008.. Cut China some slack
Thursday, August 07, 2008.. The Economist releases the Big Mac Index - Ronald McDonald claims Canadian Dollar 15% too high
Saturday, July 26, 2008.. Kondo-lovin' Victoria mayor out-Nixons Nixon, out-Kafkas Kafka
Monday, July 21, 2008.. Neanderthal/Bush Myth Misspoken - Misproven by awesomely respected Lovenstein Institute
Monday, July 14, 2008.. Metis Guerrilla General Gabriel Dumont attacks Canada's Afghan strategy
Sunday, July 06, 2008.. Three mass-murdering tobacco executives are members of the Order of Canada
Wednesday, June 25, 2008.. Will the National Parole Board parole Paul Bernardo?
Friday, June 13, 2008.. Two top-notch women to run for Vice Prez
Thursday, June 05, 2008.. Blessed are the Rich for They shall inherit the earth
Wednesday, May 28, 2008.. Shed no tears for Ontario
Sunday, February 17, 2008.. Booze, leadership and guts at Yellow Quill
Sunday, February 10, 2008.. America's first Jewish President?
Sunday, January 20, 2008.. The Democratic primaries - gaga journalism and closet racism
Thursday, December 13, 2007.. What happened to the $75,000 - Mulroney told the truth - Mulroney v. Nixon
Thursday, December 06, 2007.. The case of Willie Pickton - what about Biker Dave?
Tuesday, November 13, 2007.. A bribemaster - par excellence - chips in
Tuesday, October 30, 2007.. The Sask leadership debate and the lost art of speechify'n and oooratoory
Thursday, August 02, 2007.. Shades of the Sun King - smiting the Canadian Wheat Board - democracy Tory style
Monday, July 30, 2007.. Bad guys try to con The Calgary Eye Opener
Friday, July 27, 2007.. Lord Crowbar fires his lawyer
Tuesday, July 24, 2007.. Paddy won't sign Whitmore petition
Tuesday, July 17, 2007.. Bush to pardon Black
Tuesday, July 17, 2007.. A Modest Proposal
Thursday, July 12, 2007.. Lac La Ronge building vies for world's ugliest building
Friday, June 29, 2007.. The happy heroic saga of the Engelbretson family
Friday, June 22, 2007.. How much trans fat in a university education?
Thursday, June 07, 2007.. Chinese organ transplants in Edmonton?
Thursday, May 31, 2007.. Lord Black - foolish client headed for the hooscow


Sunday, July 01, 2007.. CanWest Global flunks its own Canada history quiz
Friday, June 08, 2007.. Chief Crowfoot trashes the Department of Indian Affairs
Friday, June 01, 2007.. 'Irrational exuberance', Alan Greenspan and the Chinese stock market
Friday, May 25, 2007.. Should killer's father be quarantined?
Friday, May 18, 2007.. China 'harvesting' organs from living human beings
Friday, May 11, 2007.. Don't boycott China, boycott China's Olympics
Friday, May 04, 2007.. More than 612 failed plots to murder Castro
Friday, April 27, 2007.. The truth about presidential IQs?
Friday, April 20, 2007.. Virginia mass killer should have been quarantined
Friday, April 13, 2007.. bush's I.Q? The Eye Opener investigates
Friday, April 06, 2007.. Boondoggle in Brussels - Yesterday's Climate Change Committee gabfest
Friday, March 30, 2007.. Full-time Eye Opener reporter assigned to Cuba
Saturday, March 17, 2007.. The Toronto Media and the Trial of Lord Black of the Crowbar
Friday, March 09, 2007.. The Suzuki/Hoggan Witch Hunt
Wednesday, February 28, 2007.. Why didn't the Taliban let Cheney take his natural course?
Tuesday, February 20, 2007.. Can Judge Jack Major save Canada's justice system?
Wednesday, February 07, 2007.. To fuel his academic career catastrophist Kenneth Hare switched - from Global Cooling to Global Warming
Wednesday, January 24, 2007.. Harper government cover-up of the Mulroney bribe scandal?
Wednesday, January 17, 2007.. Let's rid Saskatchewan of political parties
Monday, January 08, 2007.. Global Warming - Rex Murphy's faint recantation
Monday, December 25, 2006.. How Holy is the Fraser Institute - The Manning/Tysick CyberDebate
Monday, December 18, 2006.. The Sierra Club - The Invasion of the Killer Spin Docs
Monday, December 11, 2006.. Eye Opener invites Al Gore and Jim Buckee to Vicious CO2 Debate
Saturday, November 18, 2006.. Eye Opener will stage scientific debate on global warming
Thursday, November 16, 2006.. Global Warming
Saturday, November 11, 2006.. Was World War One worth it? R.B. Bennett ... Bob Edwards ... The Senator
Wednesday, November 08, 2006.. Stephen Harper and Michaelle Jean
Monday, November 06, 2006.. Will a Bushite Congress bring in the Draft?
Wednesday, November 01, 2006.. Are income trusts coming home to roost?
Monday, October 30, 2006.. How local bureaucrats are hurting local government
Friday, October 27, 2006.. Tatiana and Krista - setting priorities at B.C. Women's Hospital
Thursday, October 26, 2006.. More KaKa for Cap Hahn
Wednesday, October 25, 2006.. Let's put Jimmy Pattison on the Homeless File
Tuesday, October 24, 2006.. Bronconnier council sterilizes Marda Loop
Monday, October 23, 2006.. We're impressed ... What's happened to Shelagh Rogers?
Sunday, October 22, 2006.. Iraq as a typical human folly
Tuesday, October 17, 2006.. Dave Bronconnier and Dumbed Down Taxes
Thursday, October 05, 2006.. Conrad Black - The Return of the Prodigal Lord Crowbar
Wednesday, September 27, 2006.. ACHOO - CBC's Trudeauite Chairman forgets the pleasure of the sneeze
Tuesday, September 26, 2006.. A Busker/Condom King's View of The B.C. Experience
Friday, September 22, 2006.. The Animal Farm of B.C.'s Ministry of Education
Thursday, September 21, 2006.. The B.C. Experience - Mel Cooper - Always a Bridesmaid - Never a Bride
Saturday, September 09, 2006.. Bill Gates - Candidate for the Presidency of the United States?
Thursday, August 24, 2006.. Arthritic elephants, condemned cougars and Boo
Wednesday, August 23, 2006.. The Catch22 logic of Hezbollah
Monday, August 21, 2006.. Doctors without issues
Sunday, August 20, 2006.. More Antiamericanism in Toronto Liberals than in Syrians and Iranians
Saturday, August 19, 2006.. Aircraft security the ox gored
Friday, August 18, 2006.. Victoria's beggars re-rename the "Fairmont" Empress
Thursday, August 17, 2006.. The Chump Memorial Casino + Cop Culture + No Australians Died v. 23 Canadians + BigPlaneitis
Tuesday, August 08, 2006.. Mel Gibson arrest notes - Outing the Catholic Church
Tuesday, August 01, 2006.. CBC portrays Justin Trudeau as Charlie Chaplined Hitler
Sunday, July 23, 2006.. Afghanistan, the mother of all meat grinders
Tuesday, July 18, 2006.. The growth of Calgary - a Kaleidoscope
Tuesday, July 11, 2006.. Fort McMurray - fiscal imbalance Alberta style
Tuesday, July 04, 2006.. Bullroneyed and Bushwacked - The Softwood Lumber Settlement
Wednesday, June 28, 2006.. Edwin Gardiner - the prime minister Dieppe denied us
Tuesday, June 20, 2006.. Ken Thomson - a pearl begotten of a swine
Thursday, June 15, 2006.. Mount No-Name, gingerly, named Mount Trudeau -- next Mountain ... Mount Mussolini?
Tuesday, June 06, 2006.. B.C. Ferries - the Queen of the North - Cap' Hahn launches a Red Herring
Tuesday, May 30, 2006.. Dead Doggie religion sweeps through Calgary
Thursday, May 25, 2006.. Where does the buck stop at Rockyview Hospital?
Thursday, May 11, 2006.. Media cover up of Trudeau's Nazi past
Tuesday, April 25, 2006.. Jane Jacobs stopped the unstoppable - warned of new Dark Age
Thursday, April 06, 2006.. Australian scientist suspects marijuana causes mental illness
Tuesday, April 04, 2006.. Colleen Klein - the power behind the throne used unwisely
Monday, April 03, 2006.. Eye Opener predicted Kleins would fight it out. + Emerson switch is constitutional
Sunday, April 02, 2006.. The Chump holded - he shouda' folded
Thursday, March 30, 2006.. Where does the buck stop at B.C. Ferries? Would the Pope protest the beheading of a convert to Atheism? BCAA should stick to its knitting. Chump Klein and Lord Acton. Invasion of Canada?
Tuesday, March 28, 2006.. How did Ralph Klein pay for his fishing lodge? - he was verrry frugal
Friday, March 24, 2006.. Human Error in The Sinking of Queen of the North? Was the hiring of B.C. Ferries' Boss the First Human Error?
Wednesday, March 22, 2006.. Thank God we're Canadians
Wednesday, March 15, 2006.. Are the Bushes in bed with the bin Ladens? - Compare America's worst dynasty to America's best
Friday, March 03, 2006.. Eye Opener announces the Great Canadian Victim Contest
Thursday, March 02, 2006.. Big Mike Lobsinger joins the Eye Opener
Monday, February 20, 2006.. The Cartoons
Saturday, February 18, 2006.. The Head of the Snake - Comparing the Whabbi War of 2006 with the Riel Rebellion of 1885
Friday, February 17, 2006.. Stephen - Discard Mulroney like a dirty shirt
Thursday, February 16, 2006.. The Doctrine of Kith-and-Kin


Wednesday, February 01, 2006.. After A Year-long Drunk ..... Eye Opener's One-Hoss Editor Comes to On The Straits Of Juan De Fuca
Wednesday, February 01, 2006.. Stephen Harper Pragmatist
Wednesday, February 01, 2006.. Lord Crowbar hired the wrong Greenspan
Wednesday, February 01, 2006.. The boxing day shoot-out - the murder of constable Gignac - mad-dog Rozsko ..... What's happened to good old Canadian common sense?
Wednesday, February 01, 2006.. Who ran Martin's shipping company?
Wednesday, February 01, 2006.. How does Jeffrey Simpson, Canadian journalist circa 2006, stack up against Edward R. Murrow, American journalist circa 1954?
Friday, January 14, 2005.. Open Letter to Our Readers - Eye Opener Editor on mighty binge - Eye Opener free for time being - Eye Opener may become a "blog"
Friday, December 17, 2004.. Eye Opener defames Municipal Affairs Minister - apology delayed in lawyer's office
Friday, December 17, 2004.. Aftergate - Dr. Yes to the rescue - Rod Love hires Multi-Corp Ethics Excuser to shoot, shovel and shut up
Friday, December 10, 2004.. The Aftergood Scandal triggers an Alberta revolution
Friday, December 03, 2004.. Conflicts of interest with a Romanov touch- the return of Chief of Staff Rod Love
Tuesday, November 23, 2004.. Letters to the Editor - Reader trashes Eye Opener's Arafat obituary
Tuesday, November 23, 2004.. The Eye Opener names George Washington 2nd Greatest Canadian
Tuesday, November 23, 2004.. Yesterday's Alberta Election - The Liberal Party needs a new name
Friday, November 19, 2004.. The Alberta Election - It's all about Opposition, Stupid
Friday, November 12, 2004.. Eye Opener charges Chretien spin doctor with plagiarism - Mencken called Bush a "moron" in 1920
Friday, November 12, 2004.. Will Ottawa half-mast the flag for Yasir Arafat?
Friday, November 12, 2004.. Do Barbara Streisand and the wannabe American expats know what they're getting into?
Friday, November 12, 2004.. Pierre Elliott Trudeau International Airport - Mirabel International Airport - the wrong airport renamed
Friday, November 12, 2004.. Calgary Mountain View - Irate Eye Opener Editor fires incompetent reporter
Friday, November 12, 2004.. The Alberta Leaders' Debate - It's time for Political Smarts
Friday, November 05, 2004.. The November 22 election - a real possibility - what Alberta needs - a minority government in Alberta
Friday, November 05, 2004.. Underestimating the intelligence of the American people - Why did Sam Slick Sr., MMS vote for Bush?
Friday, October 29, 2004.. Safeway and Co-op - Come Halloween time, they do their bit for obesity
Friday, October 29, 2004.. Bush v. Kerry - Sam Slick says Kerry will win
Friday, October 29, 2004.. "Severely normal" - Rod Love's words come back to haunt him
Friday, October 22, 2004.. The Aftergood Affair - Tory fixer's moll stirs up stink in Ward 10
Friday, October 22, 2004.. Canada's leaky submarines - the facts are stubborn things
Friday, October 22, 2004.. Enmax - bureaucrats playing entrepreneurs
Friday, October 22, 2004.. Conrad Black: There's a sucker born every minute - dissolute Duke's euphoria short-lived
Friday, October 15, 2004.. Paying the spin doctor
Friday, October 15, 2004.. Klein for President?
Friday, October 15, 2004.. Is Lord Nonesuch a racketeer?
Friday, October 15, 2004.. Is Bush wired?
Friday, October 08, 2004.. Harper excommunicated from the Christian Taliban
Friday, October 08, 2004.. Bobbing around in the North Atlantic - Clauswitz and H.M.C.S. Chicoutimi
Friday, October 08, 2004.. Wabbi Watch - Buying ball bearings for Hamas + Terror at Concordia + Shiite Massacre
Friday, October 08, 2004.. Rod Love - Where are you when we need you?
Friday, October 08, 2004.. Edwards and Bush win the Presidential Debates
Friday, October 01, 2004.. Local Government - the Tories could still lose November 22 election
Friday, October 01, 2004.. Wabbi Watch - A Wayward Lion of God - A spin-doctor's Hell - Prices and precautions on the rise
Friday, October 01, 2004.. The Sept. 30 Debate - Kerry overestimated the intelligence of the Amercian people and his own campaign staff
Friday, September 24, 2004.. Lord Black's Bora Bora vacation - the Eye Opener erred !!!
Friday, September 24, 2004.. Earnscliffe breaks up - Is it all smoke and mirrors?
Friday, September 24, 2004.. Wabbi Watch - Canadian Wabbis fund murder squads - Wabbis call themselves "slaughterers" - the CBC calls them "militants" "fighters"
Friday, September 24, 2004.. Does Canada's voting system need fixing?
Friday, September 17, 2004.. A Free Thinkers' Bible Crusade - A Gideon Mencken In Every Hotel Room
Friday, September 17, 2004.. Wabbi Watch
Friday, September 17, 2004.. Who's going to win the U.S. presidential debates - Kerry or Bush?
Monday, September 06, 2004.. Lord Black of Cross Harbour - From Plutocrat to Aristocrat to Kleptocrat
Monday, September 06, 2004.. Wabbi Watch - More murders - Gallic guts win out
Monday, September 06, 2004.. Chump Ralph drops the ball on Alberta independence
Monday, September 06, 2004.. The "It's your future" questionnaire - Government by spin-doctors, of spin-doctors, for spin-doctors
Monday, August 30, 2004.. Wabbi Watch - Russian 9/11 - Wanted female kamikazes
Monday, August 30, 2004.. Tobacco companies - from simple murder to smuggling to outright bankruptcy
Monday, August 30, 2004.. Canada's Kangaroo Court
Monday, August 30, 2004.. The Emperor has no clothes? Why won't Premier Ralph show up at September's Canadian health care talks?
Monday, August 30, 2004.. Will the Goebbels Foundation award the Hitler Prize to Bush Junior's spin-doctor?
Monday, August 23, 2004.. Eye Opener Time Machine discovers election date
Monday, August 23, 2004.. Wabbi Watch - Fifth Columnists in America - Oil climbs
Monday, August 23, 2004.. Predatory profits at Enmax
Monday, August 23, 2004.. Alberta giving oil companies a free ride
Monday, August 16, 2004.. Bread and Circuses - couch potatoes, junk food and Olympic medals
Monday, August 16, 2004.. The Alberta Public Affairs Bureau's Election Platform
Monday, August 16, 2004.. Joseph Howe v. the CRTC
Monday, August 16, 2004.. Whabbi Watch - Spin doctor blows double agent's cover - Mike Wallace as terrorist - America's astigmatic apparatchik - Oil skyrockets
Saturday, August 07, 2004.. Whabbi Watch - not much terrorism - accelerated fear campaigns - fake major and Indian movie star reveal real safety threats
Saturday, August 07, 2004.. Bush v. Martin - Yankee smoothie fails to con Canadian baby boomer at the Canmore Folk Festival
Monday, August 02, 2004.. Saudi Arabia - Weekly Whabbi Watch - the Alberta Oil Sands
Monday, August 02, 2004.. Fired environmentalist David "Don Kyoto" Anderson tilting at windmills one last time - a victim of the axis of evil?
Monday, August 02, 2004.. Expense accounts - the directors of Canada Post are generous - CRTC Chairman is a piker
Monday, August 02, 2004.. Chump Klein - "almost" quitting is not good enough
Monday, July 26, 2004.. Earnscliffe, fully in charge, clad in an open-neck Hawaiian sports shirt, appoints a cabinet
Monday, July 26, 2004.. PCs staging a reverse takeover of the Conservative Alliance? Harper's shadow cabinet
Monday, July 26, 2004.. Anne McLellan dead wrong again - Passengers taking off from Calgary International Airport are in real and present danger of being hijacked!!!
Monday, July 19, 2004.. Jim Prentice - Canada's next prime minister?
Monday, July 19, 2004.. Famous lawyer says Dar Heatherington making monkeys of politicians and bureaucrats
Monday, July 19, 2004.. A real threat to the Klein Government - Dave Bronconnier and municipal politicians?
Monday, June 14, 2004.. Victory in the air
Monday, June 14, 2004.. The Sheriff clears the air and cleans house
Monday, June 14, 2004.. More Panic
Monday, June 07, 2004.. Normandy - a geography lesson for Junior
Monday, June 07, 2004.. Bantam Jack Layton, Champagne Socialist
Monday, June 07, 2004.. Harper compares Winston Churchill to Hollywood War Hero
Monday, June 07, 2004.. Shhhh!!! Don Kyoto and the the return of the NEP
Monday, June 07, 2004.. Time for the hook?
Monday, June 07, 2004.. Shhhh!!! Don Kyoto and the the return of the NEP
Monday, June 07, 2004.. Conservative common sense
Monday, May 31, 2004.. Foot and Mouth, Don Cherry and Peter McKay
Monday, May 31, 2004.. Who is Earnscliffe, anyway?
Monday, May 24, 2004.. Coming out Flubbing
Monday, May 24, 2004.. Coming out Flubbing
Monday, May 17, 2004.. Sheriff Harper releases the raping, pillaging packers
Monday, May 10, 2004.. Slaying the Democratic Deficit
Monday, May 03, 2004.. The Christian Taliban, the CBC and the Earnscliffe Strategy Group
Monday, May 03, 2004.. Meeting of the Two Juniors
Monday, April 19, 2004.. D-Day in Norway
Monday, April 19, 2004.. Hymnbook on Your Face – Getting the Svend Robinson Story Politically Correct
Monday, April 12, 2004.. Helping Killers make a Decent Buck – Butting Out the Anti-Smoking Campaign
Monday, April 12, 2004.. Sheila Copps - What goes around - Comes around?
Monday, April 05, 2004.. An End to Quaintness in the Maritimes
Sunday, March 21, 2004.. Conservatives Elect a Sheriff
Monday, March 15, 2004.. Nazi among Conservative "Publisher's Circle"
Wednesday, February 25, 2004.. Bring on the Shills
Wednesday, February 25, 2004.. Bedside Booze - A Smokescreen for the Chump
Tuesday, February 24, 2004.. Ethics Excuser still operating
Thursday, February 19, 2004.. The democratic deficit lives on
Wednesday, February 18, 2004.. Creatures of all kinds leave the sinking ship
Monday, February 16, 2004.. Junior loses big time
Sunday, February 15, 2004.. The Shoot-out at Cross Country Check Up
Friday, February 13, 2004.. Junior has a lapse of memory
Thursday, February 12, 2004.. Jean Chretien did it
Thursday, February 12, 2004.. Jean Chretien is an honourable man
Wednesday, February 11, 2004.. Junior nominated for Comical Ali Disingenuity Award
Tuesday, February 10, 2004.. Junior Saw No Evil, Heard No Evil
Monday, February 09, 2004.. Paul Martin's missing $161 Million - 117,518% Discrepancy
Monday, February 09, 2004.. Lord StumbleBum Shunned
Monday, February 09, 2004.. Conflict of Interest, Barbados Style
Thursday, February 05, 2004.. Foxes in Investor's Henhouse - Bay Street's Solution - A Bigger Hen House
Thursday, February 05, 2004.. White-hatted Posse hauls Virtual Aristocrat before Wet Noodle Ontario Securities Commission
Thursday, January 29, 2004.. Welshing and Stumble Bumming
Thursday, January 15, 2004.. Selling The Crown Jewels
Monday, December 22, 2003.. Conrad Black Takes the 5th
Monday, December 22, 2003.. Is Don Kyoto but Window Dressing?
Wednesday, October 15, 2003.. Whose Flag should Martin Fly?


Saturday, November 25, 2006.. The Transcript of the Global Warming Electronic Debate
Tuesday, June 29, 2004.. The June 28 election - the Tories lose - the Liberals nearly lose - the Flubs and the Smarts
Monday, June 14, 2004.. In praise of minority government
Sunday, June 06, 2004.. The Eye Opener's new time machine
Monday, May 31, 2004.. Noblesse Abuse - Some Calgarians are more equal than others.
Saturday, May 15, 2004.. After 82 years - The Calgary Eye Opener is Revived
Friday, April 30, 2004.. Tobacco Psychos in the Order of Canada
Thursday, February 26, 2004.. Stephen Harper Flunks Geography Test
Saturday, January 31, 2004.. The NDP - the Bantam Jack/Buzz Basil Plan for Proportional Representation
Saturday, January 31, 2004.. The Eye Opener's exclusive interview with Bob Edwards
Monday, December 15, 2003.. David Anderson - Don Kyoto de La La Land
Monday, December 15, 2003.. Conrad Black - Lord Nonesuch of Toronto Tarred, Feathered, Run Out of New York on a Rail
Monday, December 15, 2003.. Paul Martin - Charlie McCarthy - Freddy The Free Loader
Monday, December 08, 2003.. Ralph's Team on Mad Cows versus Ralph's Team on Insurance Premiums
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