Stories to Remember
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Friday, September 03, 2010.. Waskesiu --- fat cats and bureaucrats turn a peoples' park into a gated community for bears, mosquitoes and rich folk |
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Monday, August 30, 2010.. Was Prime Minister John Diefenbaker a ku kluxer? |
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Friday, August 20, 2010.. Kop-Speak for Dummies |
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Monday, August 16, 2010.. Kanada doesn't need a census because ... |
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Monday, August 16, 2010.. British Petroleum -- why Americans love to hate Englishmen |
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Thursday, August 12, 2010.. Bill Gates and Henry Ford duke it out at the Alberta Long Bar then constipate |
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Sunday, August 08, 2010.. Feelin' the pain --- $3,000,000 for Clinton wedding |
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Thursday, July 29, 2010.. Big Brother crowns how-high-yes-man King of Kanada |
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Friday, June 04, 2010.. THE CHICKEN OATH --- BIZARRE --- EFFECTIVE? |
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Monday, May 31, 2010.. OBAMA CAN'T USE A TELEPROMPTER |
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Thursday, May 27, 2010.. VICTIMOLOGY PROF'S CAMPAIGN TO ABOLISH THE WORD "FAT" |
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010.. THE CALGARY EYE OPENER'S NEW COMPARISON SHOPPING GUIDE TO CUBA VACATIONS |
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Wednesday, February 03, 2010.. WHY PIROGIES IS BAD FOR DEMOCRACY |
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Monday, February 01, 2010.. DOES TIGER NEED "ENDORSEMENTS"? |
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Friday, January 22, 2010.. REVENUE CANADA TURNS BLIND EYE? AS CHINESE MAFIA PLUNDERS EYE OPENER? |
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Monday, January 18, 2010.. CHICKEN LITTLE AND GLOBAL COOLING |
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Monday, January 18, 2010.. STEPHEN HARPER --- TOO MUCH POTTY TRAINING? |
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009.. YES VIRGINIA -- HE'S DRINKING COKE!!! SANTA SWEARS OFF BOOZE!!! |
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009.. B.C. PINE BEETLE FINDS GREENER PASTURES |
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009.. A BUM'S XMAS --- IT'S XMAS --- LET'S GIVE THE POOR DEVILS A DECENT PARTY |
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Thursday, August 13, 2009.. Obama's Hail Mary Health Care Victory |
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Thursday, July 30, 2009.. Goofy British Columbia politics going extinct!!!! |
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Tuesday, July 28, 2009.. U.S. war hero shows how the U.S. can wipe out world hunger and terrorism |
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Monday, July 27, 2009.. World War I - The War of The Imbeciles - the last survivor dies |
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Thursday, July 23, 2009.. Calgary Eye Opener exclusive --- The Confessions of Lord Strathcona |
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Thursday, July 16, 2009.. 9,000 scientists doubt Suzuki climate theory |
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Sunday, June 07, 2009.. Where did I put my memory pill? |
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Thursday, May 28, 2009.. North American doctors mired in 19th Century chicken scratches |
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009.. Newspapers --- 21st Century dinosaurs |
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Friday, May 08, 2009.. No Swine Flu in Cuba --- we ask Fidel why |
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Thursday, May 07, 2009.. SWINE FLU AND THE EXTINCTION OF HUMANKIND |
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009.. Editor returns from Cuba. Rumours of Fidel's death greatly exaggerated --Calgary Eye Opener features regular Fidel column |
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009.. REPORTS OF THEIR DEATHS GROSSLY EXAGGERATED |
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Tuesday, April 07, 2009.. Attorney-General takes B.C.'s version of the Fifth Amendment |
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Monday, December 22, 2008.. THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE CASTRO REVOLUTION |
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Thursday, December 11, 2008.. Dictatorships and homelessness |
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Thursday, December 11, 2008.. RUM DRINKING, CIGAR SMOKING CALGARY EYE OPENER EDITOR TO REPORT FROM CUBA |
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Thursday, December 11, 2008.. Propagandists feed on ignorance of how Canada's democracy works |
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Thursday, December 04, 2008.. STEPHAN HARPER'S NOT-SO-SECRET WEAPON -- STEPHANE DION |
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Monday, November 24, 2008.. Pendulum Politics |
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Friday, November 21, 2008.. HOW MUCH IS $700 BILLION? |
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Friday, November 14, 2008.. A BUSH PARDON FOR CONRAD BLACK? |
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Sunday, November 09, 2008.. VICTORIA'S CRYSTAL COURT MOTEL --- CRACK DOWN ON THE DEVELOPERS --- HOUSE THE HOMELESS |
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Friday, October 31, 2008.. McCAIN'S LAST CARD --- THE THREAT OF A DEMOCRATIC DICTATORSHIP |
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Thursday, October 23, 2008.. Depression? Recession? What's the difference? |
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Thursday, October 16, 2008.. Is John McCain a victim of heightism? |
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Friday, October 10, 2008.. Stephen Harper - anal and out of his element |
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Saturday, October 04, 2008.. The October 2 Daisy Mae and Bessy May Debates |
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Tuesday, September 16, 2008.. Fighting kondo kreep in Victoria's Cridge Park |
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Saturday, September 06, 2008.. HOW TO WIN THE U.S. PRESIDENCY |
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Monday, August 25, 2008.. Will McCain sic Bush's attack dog on Joe Biden |
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Sunday, August 24, 2008.. Lusting after Olympic Gold? |
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Thursday, August 21, 2008.. The 1936 Hitler Olympics |
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Friday, August 15, 2008.. Cut China some slack |
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Thursday, August 07, 2008.. The Economist releases the Big Mac Index - Ronald McDonald claims Canadian Dollar 15% too high |
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Saturday, July 26, 2008.. Kondo-lovin' Victoria mayor out-Nixons Nixon, out-Kafkas Kafka |
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Monday, July 21, 2008.. Neanderthal/Bush Myth Misspoken - Misproven by awesomely respected Lovenstein Institute |
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Monday, July 14, 2008.. Metis Guerrilla General Gabriel Dumont attacks Canada's Afghan strategy |
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Sunday, July 06, 2008.. Three mass-murdering tobacco executives are members of the Order of Canada |
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Wednesday, June 25, 2008.. Will the National Parole Board parole Paul Bernardo? |
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Friday, June 13, 2008.. Two top-notch women to run for Vice Prez |
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Thursday, June 05, 2008.. Blessed are the Rich for They shall inherit the earth |
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Wednesday, May 28, 2008.. Shed no tears for Ontario |
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Sunday, February 17, 2008.. Booze, leadership and guts at Yellow Quill |
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Sunday, February 10, 2008.. America's first Jewish President? |
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Sunday, January 20, 2008.. The Democratic primaries - gaga journalism and closet racism |
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Thursday, December 13, 2007.. What happened to the $75,000 - Mulroney told the truth - Mulroney v. Nixon |
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Thursday, December 06, 2007.. The case of Willie Pickton - what about Biker Dave? |
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007.. A bribemaster - par excellence - chips in |
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Tuesday, October 30, 2007.. The Sask leadership debate and the lost art of speechify'n and oooratoory |
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Thursday, August 02, 2007.. Shades of the Sun King - smiting the Canadian Wheat Board - democracy Tory style |
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Monday, July 30, 2007.. Bad guys try to con The Calgary Eye Opener |
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Friday, July 27, 2007.. Lord Crowbar fires his lawyer |
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Tuesday, July 24, 2007.. Paddy won't sign Whitmore petition |
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Tuesday, July 17, 2007.. Bush to pardon Black |
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Tuesday, July 17, 2007.. A Modest Proposal |
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Thursday, July 12, 2007.. Lac La Ronge building vies for world's ugliest building |
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Friday, June 29, 2007.. The happy heroic saga of the Engelbretson family |
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Friday, June 22, 2007.. How much trans fat in a university education? |
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Thursday, June 07, 2007.. Chinese organ transplants in Edmonton? |
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Thursday, May 31, 2007.. Lord Black - foolish client headed for the hooscow |
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Sunday, July 01, 2007.. CanWest Global flunks its own Canada history quiz |
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Friday, June 08, 2007.. Chief Crowfoot trashes the Department of Indian Affairs |
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Friday, June 01, 2007.. 'Irrational exuberance', Alan Greenspan and the Chinese stock market |
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Friday, May 25, 2007.. Should killer's father be quarantined? |
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Friday, May 18, 2007.. China 'harvesting' organs from living human beings |
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Friday, May 11, 2007.. Don't boycott China, boycott China's Olympics |
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Friday, May 04, 2007.. More than 612 failed plots to murder Castro |
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Friday, April 27, 2007.. The truth about presidential IQs? |
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Friday, April 20, 2007.. Virginia mass killer should have been quarantined |
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Friday, April 13, 2007.. bush's I.Q? The Eye Opener investigates |
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Friday, April 06, 2007.. Boondoggle in Brussels - Yesterday's Climate Change Committee gabfest |
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Friday, March 30, 2007.. Full-time Eye Opener reporter assigned to Cuba |
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Saturday, March 17, 2007.. The Toronto Media and the Trial of Lord Black of the Crowbar |
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Friday, March 09, 2007.. The Suzuki/Hoggan Witch Hunt |
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Wednesday, February 28, 2007.. Why didn't the Taliban let Cheney take his natural course? |
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Tuesday, February 20, 2007.. Can Judge Jack Major save Canada's justice system? |
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Wednesday, February 07, 2007.. To fuel his academic career catastrophist Kenneth Hare switched - from Global Cooling to Global Warming |
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Wednesday, January 24, 2007.. Harper government cover-up of the Mulroney bribe scandal? |
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Wednesday, January 17, 2007.. Let's rid Saskatchewan of political parties |
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Monday, January 08, 2007.. Global Warming - Rex Murphy's faint recantation |
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Monday, December 25, 2006.. How Holy is the Fraser Institute - The Manning/Tysick CyberDebate |
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Monday, December 18, 2006.. The Sierra Club - The Invasion of the Killer Spin Docs |
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Monday, December 11, 2006.. Eye Opener invites Al Gore and Jim Buckee to Vicious CO2 Debate |
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Saturday, November 18, 2006.. Eye Opener will stage scientific debate on global warming |
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Thursday, November 16, 2006.. Global Warming |
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Saturday, November 11, 2006.. Was World War One worth it? R.B. Bennett ... Bob Edwards ... The Senator |
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Wednesday, November 08, 2006.. Stephen Harper and Michaelle Jean |
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Monday, November 06, 2006.. Will a Bushite Congress bring in the Draft? |
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Wednesday, November 01, 2006.. Are income trusts coming home to roost? |
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Monday, October 30, 2006.. How local bureaucrats are hurting local government |
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Friday, October 27, 2006.. Tatiana and Krista - setting priorities at B.C. Women's Hospital |
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Thursday, October 26, 2006.. More KaKa for Cap Hahn |
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Wednesday, October 25, 2006.. Let's put Jimmy Pattison on the Homeless File |
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Tuesday, October 24, 2006.. Bronconnier council sterilizes Marda Loop |
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Monday, October 23, 2006.. We're impressed ... What's happened to Shelagh Rogers? |
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Sunday, October 22, 2006.. Iraq as a typical human folly |
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Tuesday, October 17, 2006.. Dave Bronconnier and Dumbed Down Taxes |
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Thursday, October 05, 2006.. Conrad Black - The Return of the Prodigal Lord Crowbar |
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Wednesday, September 27, 2006.. ACHOO - CBC's Trudeauite Chairman forgets the pleasure of the sneeze |
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Tuesday, September 26, 2006.. A Busker/Condom King's View of The B.C. Experience |
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Friday, September 22, 2006.. The Animal Farm of B.C.'s Ministry of Education |
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Thursday, September 21, 2006.. The B.C. Experience - Mel Cooper - Always a Bridesmaid - Never a Bride |
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Saturday, September 09, 2006.. Bill Gates - Candidate for the Presidency of the United States? |
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Thursday, August 24, 2006.. Arthritic elephants, condemned cougars and Boo |
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Wednesday, August 23, 2006.. The Catch22 logic of Hezbollah |
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Monday, August 21, 2006.. Doctors without issues |
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Sunday, August 20, 2006.. More Antiamericanism in Toronto Liberals than in Syrians and Iranians |
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Saturday, August 19, 2006.. Aircraft security the ox gored |
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Friday, August 18, 2006.. Victoria's beggars re-rename the "Fairmont" Empress |
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Thursday, August 17, 2006.. The Chump Memorial Casino + Cop Culture + No Australians Died v. 23 Canadians + BigPlaneitis |
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Tuesday, August 08, 2006.. Mel Gibson arrest notes - Outing the Catholic Church |
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Tuesday, August 01, 2006.. CBC portrays Justin Trudeau as Charlie Chaplined Hitler |
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Sunday, July 23, 2006.. Afghanistan, the mother of all meat grinders |
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Tuesday, July 18, 2006.. The growth of Calgary - a Kaleidoscope |
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Tuesday, July 11, 2006.. Fort McMurray - fiscal imbalance Alberta style |
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Tuesday, July 04, 2006.. Bullroneyed and Bushwacked - The Softwood Lumber Settlement |
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Wednesday, June 28, 2006.. Edwin Gardiner - the prime minister Dieppe denied us |
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Tuesday, June 20, 2006.. Ken Thomson - a pearl begotten of a swine |
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Thursday, June 15, 2006.. Mount No-Name, gingerly, named Mount Trudeau -- next Mountain ... Mount Mussolini? |
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Tuesday, June 06, 2006.. B.C. Ferries - the Queen of the North - Cap' Hahn launches a Red Herring |
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Tuesday, May 30, 2006.. Dead Doggie religion sweeps through Calgary |
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Thursday, May 25, 2006.. Where does the buck stop at Rockyview Hospital? |
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Thursday, May 11, 2006.. Media cover up of Trudeau's Nazi past |
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Tuesday, April 25, 2006.. Jane Jacobs stopped the unstoppable - warned of new Dark Age |
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Thursday, April 06, 2006.. Australian scientist suspects marijuana causes mental illness |
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Tuesday, April 04, 2006.. Colleen Klein - the power behind the throne used unwisely |
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Monday, April 03, 2006.. Eye Opener predicted Kleins would fight it out. + Emerson switch is constitutional |
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Sunday, April 02, 2006.. The Chump holded - he shouda' folded |
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Thursday, March 30, 2006.. Where does the buck stop at B.C. Ferries? Would the Pope protest the beheading of a convert to Atheism? BCAA should stick to its knitting. Chump Klein and Lord Acton. Invasion of Canada? |
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Tuesday, March 28, 2006.. How did Ralph Klein pay for his fishing lodge? - he was verrry frugal |
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Friday, March 24, 2006.. Human Error in The Sinking of Queen of the North? Was the hiring of B.C. Ferries' Boss the First Human Error? |
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Wednesday, March 22, 2006.. Thank God we're Canadians |
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Wednesday, March 15, 2006.. Are the Bushes in bed with the bin Ladens? - Compare America's worst dynasty to America's best |
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Friday, March 03, 2006.. Eye Opener announces the Great Canadian Victim Contest |
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Thursday, March 02, 2006.. Big Mike Lobsinger joins the Eye Opener |
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Monday, February 20, 2006.. The Cartoons |
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Saturday, February 18, 2006.. The Head of the Snake - Comparing the Whabbi War of 2006 with the Riel Rebellion of 1885 |
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Friday, February 17, 2006.. Stephen - Discard Mulroney like a dirty shirt |
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Thursday, February 16, 2006.. The Doctrine of Kith-and-Kin |
| Wednesday, February 01, 2006.. After A Year-long Drunk ..... Eye Opener's One-Hoss Editor Comes to On The Straits Of Juan De Fuca |
| Wednesday, February 01, 2006.. Stephen Harper Pragmatist |
| Wednesday, February 01, 2006.. Lord Crowbar hired the wrong Greenspan |
| Wednesday, February 01, 2006.. The boxing day shoot-out - the murder of constable Gignac - mad-dog Rozsko ..... What's happened to good old Canadian common sense? |
| Wednesday, February 01, 2006.. Who ran Martin's shipping company? |
| Wednesday, February 01, 2006.. How does Jeffrey Simpson, Canadian journalist circa 2006, stack up against Edward R. Murrow, American journalist circa 1954? |
| Friday, January 14, 2005.. Open Letter to Our Readers - Eye Opener Editor on mighty binge - Eye Opener free for time being - Eye Opener may become a "blog" |
| Friday, December 17, 2004.. Eye Opener defames Municipal Affairs Minister - apology delayed in lawyer's office |
| Friday, December 17, 2004.. Aftergate - Dr. Yes to the rescue - Rod Love hires Multi-Corp Ethics Excuser to shoot, shovel and shut up |
| Friday, December 10, 2004.. The Aftergood Scandal triggers an Alberta revolution |
| Friday, December 03, 2004.. Conflicts of interest with a Romanov touch- the return of Chief of Staff Rod Love |
| Tuesday, November 23, 2004.. Letters to the Editor - Reader trashes Eye Opener's Arafat obituary |
| Tuesday, November 23, 2004.. The Eye Opener names George Washington 2nd Greatest Canadian |
| Tuesday, November 23, 2004.. Yesterday's Alberta Election - The Liberal Party needs a new name |
| Friday, November 19, 2004.. The Alberta Election - It's all about Opposition, Stupid |
| Friday, November 12, 2004.. Eye Opener charges Chretien spin doctor with plagiarism - Mencken called Bush a "moron" in 1920 |
| Friday, November 12, 2004.. Will Ottawa half-mast the flag for Yasir Arafat? |
| Friday, November 12, 2004.. Do Barbara Streisand and the wannabe American expats know what they're getting into? |
| Friday, November 12, 2004.. Pierre Elliott Trudeau International Airport - Mirabel International Airport - the wrong airport renamed |
| Friday, November 12, 2004.. Calgary Mountain View - Irate Eye Opener Editor fires incompetent reporter |
| Friday, November 12, 2004.. The Alberta Leaders' Debate - It's time for Political Smarts |
| Friday, November 05, 2004.. The November 22 election - a real possibility - what Alberta needs - a minority government in Alberta |
| Friday, November 05, 2004.. Underestimating the intelligence of the American people - Why did Sam Slick Sr., MMS vote for Bush? |
| Friday, October 29, 2004.. Safeway and Co-op - Come Halloween time, they do their bit for obesity |
| Friday, October 29, 2004.. Bush v. Kerry - Sam Slick says Kerry will win |
| Friday, October 29, 2004.. "Severely normal" - Rod Love's words come back to haunt him |
| Friday, October 22, 2004.. The Aftergood Affair - Tory fixer's moll stirs up stink in Ward 10 |
| Friday, October 22, 2004.. Canada's leaky submarines - the facts are stubborn things |
| Friday, October 22, 2004.. Enmax - bureaucrats playing entrepreneurs |
| Friday, October 22, 2004.. Conrad Black: There's a sucker born every minute - dissolute Duke's euphoria short-lived |
| Friday, October 15, 2004.. Paying the spin doctor |
| Friday, October 15, 2004.. Klein for President? |
| Friday, October 15, 2004.. Is Lord Nonesuch a racketeer? |
| Friday, October 15, 2004.. Is Bush wired? |
| Friday, October 08, 2004.. Harper excommunicated from the Christian Taliban |
| Friday, October 08, 2004.. Bobbing around in the North Atlantic - Clauswitz and H.M.C.S. Chicoutimi |
| Friday, October 08, 2004.. Wabbi Watch - Buying ball bearings for Hamas + Terror at Concordia + Shiite Massacre |
| Friday, October 08, 2004.. Rod Love - Where are you when we need you? |
| Friday, October 08, 2004.. Edwards and Bush win the Presidential Debates |
| Friday, October 01, 2004.. Local Government - the Tories could still lose November 22 election |
| Friday, October 01, 2004.. Wabbi Watch - A Wayward Lion of God - A spin-doctor's Hell - Prices and precautions on the rise |
| Friday, October 01, 2004.. The Sept. 30 Debate - Kerry overestimated the intelligence of the Amercian people and his own campaign staff |
| Friday, September 24, 2004.. Lord Black's Bora Bora vacation - the Eye Opener erred !!! |
| Friday, September 24, 2004.. Earnscliffe breaks up - Is it all smoke and mirrors? |
| Friday, September 24, 2004.. Wabbi Watch - Canadian Wabbis fund murder squads - Wabbis call themselves "slaughterers" - the CBC calls them "militants" "fighters" |
| Friday, September 24, 2004.. Does Canada's voting system need fixing? |
| Friday, September 17, 2004.. A Free Thinkers' Bible Crusade - A Gideon Mencken In Every Hotel Room |
| Friday, September 17, 2004.. Wabbi Watch |
| Friday, September 17, 2004.. Who's going to win the U.S. presidential debates - Kerry or Bush? |
| Monday, September 06, 2004.. Lord Black of Cross Harbour - From Plutocrat to Aristocrat to Kleptocrat |
| Monday, September 06, 2004.. Wabbi Watch - More murders - Gallic guts win out |
| Monday, September 06, 2004.. Chump Ralph drops the ball on Alberta independence |
| Monday, September 06, 2004.. The "It's your future" questionnaire - Government by spin-doctors, of spin-doctors, for spin-doctors |
| Monday, August 30, 2004.. Wabbi Watch - Russian 9/11 - Wanted female kamikazes |
| Monday, August 30, 2004.. Tobacco companies - from simple murder to smuggling to outright bankruptcy |
| Monday, August 30, 2004.. Canada's Kangaroo Court |
| Monday, August 30, 2004.. The Emperor has no clothes? Why won't Premier Ralph show up at September's Canadian health care talks? |
| Monday, August 30, 2004.. Will the Goebbels Foundation award the Hitler Prize to Bush Junior's spin-doctor? |
| Monday, August 23, 2004.. Eye Opener Time Machine discovers election date |
| Monday, August 23, 2004.. Wabbi Watch - Fifth Columnists in America - Oil climbs |
| Monday, August 23, 2004.. Predatory profits at Enmax |
| Monday, August 23, 2004.. Alberta giving oil companies a free ride |
| Monday, August 16, 2004.. Bread and Circuses - couch potatoes, junk food and Olympic medals |
| Monday, August 16, 2004.. The Alberta Public Affairs Bureau's Election Platform |
| Monday, August 16, 2004.. Joseph Howe v. the CRTC |
| Monday, August 16, 2004.. Whabbi Watch - Spin doctor blows double agent's cover - Mike Wallace as terrorist - America's astigmatic apparatchik - Oil skyrockets |
| Saturday, August 07, 2004.. Whabbi Watch - not much terrorism - accelerated fear campaigns - fake major and Indian movie star reveal real safety threats |
| Saturday, August 07, 2004.. Bush v. Martin - Yankee smoothie fails to con Canadian baby boomer at the Canmore Folk Festival |
| Monday, August 02, 2004.. Saudi Arabia - Weekly Whabbi Watch - the Alberta Oil Sands |
| Monday, August 02, 2004.. Fired environmentalist David "Don Kyoto" Anderson tilting at windmills one last time - a victim of the axis of evil? |
| Monday, August 02, 2004.. Expense accounts - the directors of Canada Post are generous - CRTC Chairman is a piker |
| Monday, August 02, 2004.. Chump Klein - "almost" quitting is not good enough |
| Monday, July 26, 2004.. Earnscliffe, fully in charge, clad in an open-neck Hawaiian sports shirt, appoints a cabinet |
| Monday, July 26, 2004.. PCs staging a reverse takeover of the Conservative Alliance? Harper's shadow cabinet |
| Monday, July 26, 2004.. Anne McLellan dead wrong again - Passengers taking off from Calgary International Airport are in real and present danger of being hijacked!!! |
| Monday, July 19, 2004.. Jim Prentice - Canada's next prime minister? |
| Monday, July 19, 2004.. Famous lawyer says Dar Heatherington making monkeys of politicians and bureaucrats |
| Monday, July 19, 2004.. A real threat to the Klein Government - Dave Bronconnier and municipal politicians? |
| Monday, June 14, 2004.. Victory in the air |
| Monday, June 14, 2004.. The Sheriff clears the air and cleans house |
| Monday, June 14, 2004.. More Panic |
| Monday, June 07, 2004.. Normandy - a geography lesson for Junior |
| Monday, June 07, 2004.. Bantam Jack Layton, Champagne Socialist |
| Monday, June 07, 2004.. Harper compares Winston Churchill to Hollywood War Hero |
| Monday, June 07, 2004.. Shhhh!!! Don Kyoto and the the return of the NEP |
| Monday, June 07, 2004.. Time for the hook? |
| Monday, June 07, 2004.. Shhhh!!! Don Kyoto and the the return of the NEP |
| Monday, June 07, 2004.. Conservative common sense |
| Monday, May 31, 2004.. Foot and Mouth, Don Cherry and Peter McKay |
| Monday, May 31, 2004.. Who is Earnscliffe, anyway? |
| Monday, May 24, 2004.. Coming out Flubbing |
| Monday, May 24, 2004.. Coming out Flubbing |
| Monday, May 17, 2004.. Sheriff Harper releases the raping, pillaging packers |
| Monday, May 10, 2004.. Slaying the Democratic Deficit |
| Monday, May 03, 2004.. The Christian Taliban, the CBC and the Earnscliffe Strategy Group |
| Monday, May 03, 2004.. Meeting of the Two Juniors |
| Monday, April 19, 2004.. D-Day in Norway |
| Monday, April 19, 2004.. Hymnbook on Your Face – Getting the Svend Robinson Story Politically Correct |
| Monday, April 12, 2004.. Helping Killers make a Decent Buck – Butting Out the Anti-Smoking Campaign |
| Monday, April 12, 2004.. Sheila Copps - What goes around - Comes around? |
| Monday, April 05, 2004.. An End to Quaintness in the Maritimes |
| Sunday, March 21, 2004.. Conservatives Elect a Sheriff |
| Monday, March 15, 2004.. Nazi among Conservative "Publisher's Circle" |
| Wednesday, February 25, 2004.. Bring on the Shills |
| Wednesday, February 25, 2004.. Bedside Booze - A Smokescreen for the Chump |
| Tuesday, February 24, 2004.. Ethics Excuser still operating |
| Thursday, February 19, 2004.. The democratic deficit lives on |
| Wednesday, February 18, 2004.. Creatures of all kinds leave the sinking ship |
| Monday, February 16, 2004.. Junior loses big time |
| Sunday, February 15, 2004.. The Shoot-out at Cross Country Check Up |
| Friday, February 13, 2004.. Junior has a lapse of memory |
| Thursday, February 12, 2004.. Jean Chretien did it |
| Thursday, February 12, 2004.. Jean Chretien is an honourable man |
| Wednesday, February 11, 2004.. Junior nominated for Comical Ali Disingenuity Award |
| Tuesday, February 10, 2004.. Junior Saw No Evil, Heard No Evil |
| Monday, February 09, 2004.. Paul Martin's missing $161 Million - 117,518% Discrepancy |
| Monday, February 09, 2004.. Lord StumbleBum Shunned |
| Monday, February 09, 2004.. Conflict of Interest, Barbados Style |
| Thursday, February 05, 2004.. Foxes in Investor's Henhouse - Bay Street's Solution - A Bigger Hen House |
| Thursday, February 05, 2004.. White-hatted Posse hauls Virtual Aristocrat before Wet Noodle Ontario Securities Commission |
| Thursday, January 29, 2004.. Welshing and Stumble Bumming |
| Thursday, January 15, 2004.. Selling The Crown Jewels |
| Monday, December 22, 2003.. Conrad Black Takes the 5th |
| Monday, December 22, 2003.. Is Don Kyoto but Window Dressing? |
| Wednesday, October 15, 2003.. Whose Flag should Martin Fly? |
| Saturday, November 25, 2006.. The Transcript of the Global Warming Electronic Debate |
| Tuesday, June 29, 2004.. The June 28 election - the Tories lose - the Liberals nearly lose - the Flubs and the Smarts |
| Monday, June 14, 2004.. In praise of minority government |
| Sunday, June 06, 2004.. The Eye Opener's new time machine |
| Monday, May 31, 2004.. Noblesse Abuse - Some Calgarians are more equal than others. |
| Saturday, May 15, 2004.. After 82 years - The Calgary Eye Opener is Revived |
| Friday, April 30, 2004.. Tobacco Psychos in the Order of Canada |
| Thursday, February 26, 2004.. Stephen Harper Flunks Geography Test |
| Saturday, January 31, 2004.. The NDP - the Bantam Jack/Buzz Basil Plan for Proportional Representation |
| Saturday, January 31, 2004.. The Eye Opener's exclusive interview with Bob Edwards |
| Monday, December 15, 2003.. David Anderson - Don Kyoto de La La Land |
| Monday, December 15, 2003.. Conrad Black - Lord Nonesuch of Toronto Tarred, Feathered, Run Out of New York on a Rail |
| Monday, December 15, 2003.. Paul Martin - Charlie McCarthy - Freddy The Free Loader |
| Monday, December 08, 2003.. Ralph's Team on Mad Cows versus Ralph's Team on Insurance Premiums |
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