THE EYE OPENER ARCHIVES

Stories to Remember Wednesday, February 01, 2012..Old age security explained Thursday, January 26, 2012..The state of the 2012 presidential election after the State of the Union Speech Friday, January 20, 2012..Engineered Inequality Monday, January 09, 2012..Cuba does more in health at lower cost Tuesday, December 20, 2011..From Kim to Kim in North Korea Tuesday, November 08, 2011..Impaired cases tossed due to clogged courts Sunday, December 11, 2011..In Newt they trust ... maybe Monday, October 31, 2011..Sewage treatment wasted  The Victoria (BC, Canada) example Wednesday, November 02, 2011..The Man Who Saw Through the Euro Wednesday, October 26, 2011..An interview with Steve Jobs' biographer Walter Isaacson Monday, October 17, 2011..Economics has met the enemy, and it is economics Friday, October 14, 2011..Barrick Gold uses deep pockets to stiffle free speech Friday, October 07, 2011..Occupy Wall Street Monday, October 03, 2011..Kindle's Fire will be dampened in Canada by lack of streaming services Wednesday, September 21, 2011..'Ethical oil' ad sparks war of words between Ottawa, Saudis Sunday, September 25, 2011..Nobel laureate 'embarrassed' by nation's climate record Friday, September 23, 2011..Defence Minister MacKay defends costly flights from fishing lodge Wednesday, September 21, 2011..Conrad Black comes out zinging Monday, September 19, 2011..RIM sheds 20% of value Thursday, September 15, 2011..Quebecers --- Harper's new propaganda chief can't speak French; says you're whiners Tuesday, September 13, 2011..A Well-Planned Retirement Tuesday, September 13, 2011..New Big Mac index Friday, September 09, 2011..Why fatal crashes are on the decline Monday, September 12, 2011..Post-9/11 security tab tops $92B: report Saturday, September 03, 2011..Lamborghini kids Friday, September 02, 2011..Hockey Riot Report Gives Canucks Bosses a Pass Wednesday, August 31, 2011..Because Canadians have loaded up with 160% more mortgage debt Thursday, August 25, 2011..Two-tier journalism Wednesday, August 24, 2011..It's fitting his death is a public spectacle Friday, June 17, 2011..Medical Marijuana: Tories Set To Outlaw Individual Growers Thursday, June 16, 2011..Videos --- So Vancouver's mayor thought he'd abolished mobs Wednesday, June 15, 2011..Video -- middle east/Pakistan expert tells Charlie Rose that Americans are lousy liars but shameless Saturday, June 11, 2011..Is the U.S. headed for another Great Depression? Saturday, June 11, 2011..The real lesson of Weinergate? Lying is as human as walking, talking and sex(ting) Friday, June 10, 2011..Another Bre-X style TXE scandal? How many trees in Chinese forest? --- the Bay Street establishment versus mavrick short-seller Thursday, June 09, 2011..Video of Vancouver enforcer's headshot to Nathan Horton Wednesday, June 08, 2011..Women Have Scandals Too Sunday, June 05, 2011..Liberty be damned --- good government gives Canada high happiness rating Monday, June 06, 2011..Lost WW2 colour movies -- complete coverage -- D-Day to the Fall of Berlin by director George Stevens Friday, June 03, 2011..Senate reform --- The Leader turns Lord Acton on his head Thursday, June 02, 2011..Netanyahoo, the U.S. Congress and the religious vote Wednesday, June 01, 2011..Annals of the Apocalypse --- World Health Organizations warns cellphones may cause cancer Tuesday, May 31, 2011..The full video --- May 30/11 ---Charlie Rose's Henry Kissinger interview --- knowing Mao --- the Nixon visit --- what makes China tick --- avoiding a clash of titans Tuesday, May 31, 2011..The Leader to abolish political party boondoogles - and it's a good thing Monday, May 30, 2011..Before dinner, Mladec, the Butcher of Srebrenica, says his prayers, downs slivovitz Sunday, May 29, 2011..Taxpayer warning --- don't let the mayor of Victoria near submarines Thursday, May 26, 2011..A look at the finale of Oprah Wednesday, May 25, 2011..When the Big One comes --- Vancouver Island won't break in half --- otherwise all bets are off Tuesday, May 24, 2011..What ever happened to the three-day weekend and the 32-hour week? Monday, May 23, 2011..Annals of the law's delay --- trial judge fails to happy face charged drunk driver --- appeal court reverses his conviction Monday, May 23, 2011..Video -- Milo Raonic's serve -- including slow motion and stills Friday, May 20, 2011..Video -- eagle rescuers craned up to nest -- untangle snared chick Thursday, May 19, 2011..Do nice girls finish last? Wednesday, May 18, 2011..Is addiction really a disease? Tuesday, May 17, 2011..The video --- 1961 --- the Kennedy brothers didn't want to lose the white south --- Martin Luther King didn't want to die --- non-violent American students stopped a second Civil War Monday, May 16, 2011..The story of Dominique Strauss-Kahn --- How can a committed socialist sleep at night --- in a $3,000 hotel room? Sunday, May 15, 2011..Is Microsoft 2011 the General Motors of 2008? Thursday, May 12, 2011..Since Pierre Trudeau every majority government has been an unchecked, unbalanced dictatorship and it's getting worse Wednesday, May 11, 2011..Under the nose of Chamber of Commerce --- multinational buys Victoria firm --- moves 56% of jobs to Costa Rica Tuesday, May 10, 2011..Killer cop cases --- U.S. cases settled 10 times faster than Kanadian Monday, May 09, 2011..Humankind's pathetically primitive ability to store energy Monday, May 09, 2011..Veteran journalist --- did the media courageously cover The Leader? Sunday, May 08, 2011..Scotland elects separatist government Sunday, May 08, 2011..Power Corp recaptures control of the Liberal Party Sunday, May 08, 2011..How come? Demand for gasoline goes down --- but pump prices go up Saturday, May 07, 2011..Dziekanski kops --- a warning to President Obama Friday, May 06, 2011..Oust the bureaucrats --- guarantee each Canadian enough to live on and save money, claims Tory Senator Friday, May 06, 2011..Count Iggy --- in favor of common sense, common honesty, common decency and democracy --- finishes last. Friday, May 06, 2011..Bureaucrats leave cities and towns barefoot and pregnant Thursday, May 05, 2011..St. John The Socialist has a tiger by the tail --- who signed Set 'em Up Ruthy's nomination papers? Tuesday, May 03, 2011..Massaging the truth about Jack Layton Tuesday, May 03, 2011..The 2011 Election --- How in Hades Come? Monday, May 02, 2011.."Progressive" parties receive 50% of vote --- outflanked by Harperites with only 40% Monday, May 02, 2011..Video --- President Obama announces killing of bin Laden Monday, April 25, 2011..Liberals' "Passport to Learning" full of academic balderdash Sunday, April 24, 2011..Britain's crisis of succession: Charles and the story behind the royal wedding Sunday, April 24, 2011..Pope to make regressive predecessor a saint Saturday, April 23, 2011..How China's crooked consultants help the rich enter Canada Saturday, April 23, 2011..Grim Fairy Tale --- Telecable monopoly heir could compete in a real market Thursday, April 21, 2011..Grim Fairy Tale -- Cuban Commandante Fidel Castro is just gonna' fade away Thursday, April 21, 2011..Some doctors showing some leadership in Alberta Thursday, April 21, 2011..Unless someone's getting rich --- political sleaze just doesn't register in Canada Wednesday, April 20, 2011..Is chrome-domed newsreader angling for Senate seat? Tuesday, April 19, 2011..In last 30 years --- the Canadian economy has grown 150% --- wages have gone down --- why? Monday, April 18, 2011..Which leader speaks the better French? Monday, April 18, 2011..New Democrat fanatics elect one of their own kind leader --- shoot themselves and B.C. in the foot Sunday, April 17, 2011..Professor claims taxpayer party subsidy is democracy in action Friday, April 15, 2011..Cruise lines scamming Canadian ports Friday, April 15, 2011..Was the Lincoln assassination's lynched landlady innocent or guilty? The film Thursday, April 14, 2011..The American civil war is still being fought Thursday, April 14, 2011..Bella Bella school whips paleface equivalents Wednesday, April 13, 2011..Bike fanatic claims helmets cause head injuries Wednesday, April 13, 2011..A natural coalition --- Alberta and Quebec Wednesday, April 13, 2011..April 12 leaders' debate -- the video Tuesday, April 12, 2011..Is Count Ignatieff looking down his nose at me? Monday, April 11, 2011..Royalty propaganda extravaganza a bust in Canada Monday, April 11, 2011..The Republicans' scorched earth policy Monday, April 11, 2011..Vancouver government lets Chinese government censor billboard messages Sunday, April 10, 2011..Canadian telecable monopoly produces another fairy tale bust --- "The Kennedys" Friday, April 08, 2011..Tory propagandars misfigure "family" tax cuts Thursday, April 07, 2011..Grim Fairy Tale --- corporate tax cuts grow the economy Thursday, April 07, 2011..How to reduce our ruinous drug costs Thursday, April 07, 2011..Liberal campaign should be about democracy --- not Harperian rollin' out the barrel. Wednesday, April 06, 2011..Tory lackies shield The Leader from Bad Thought Bad Talk Wednesday, April 06, 2011..Canadian Navy plans to run Pacific Fleet from far, far away Tuesday, April 05, 2011..Grim Fairy Tale --- unmuzzled, The Leader would not bite Tuesday, April 05, 2011..10 years from now two proven killer mad-dog sexual psychopaths can run free in the streets of British Columbia Sunday, April 03, 2011..Florida religious nut kills 25 - number rising Sunday, April 03, 2011..B.C. schools teaching pro-polygamating Sunday, April 03, 2011..For dragging dog behind pick-up Okanagan hillbilly gets conditional sentence Friday, April 01, 2011..Canadian fashion tycoon and Manhattan Hedge Fund manipulator duke it out in the Bahamas Friday, April 01, 2011..The Leader announces $100,000 Registered Animal Saving Plan for Seniors Friday, April 01, 2011..The CBC's Compass poll --- what'd it tell me I didn't already know? Thursday, March 31, 2011..The cost of housing gets curiouser and curioser Thursday, March 31, 2011..Caution --- Obama declares Alberta oil sands part of U.S. reserves Thursday, March 31, 2011..Too many dim-witted students overload Canada's colleges Thursday, March 31, 2011..Telecable monopoly dictates debate rules to Canada's political leaders --- how, what, where, when, how much --- t Tuesday, March 29, 2011..The best way to help alcoholics --- feed 'em alchohol Tuesday, March 29, 2011..Rolling Stone magazine's photos of U.S. war crimes in Afghanistan Tuesday, March 29, 2011..Telecable monopoly broken --- Netflix secures movie deal Monday, March 28, 2011..Déjà vu all over again --- Canada's Fishery and Oceans bureaucracy stifles research Monday, March 28, 2011..Surpass --- The Leader makes big "coalition"smokescreen mistake --- Predictable --- The Leader Monday, March 28, 2011..At on- sixth cost of The Leader's fighter planes --- the size of Panama Canal triples Sunday, March 27, 2011..How to end Canad's traffic jams Sunday, March 27, 2011..Ignatieff rules out leading a coalition Saturday, March 26, 2011..What's wrong with a coalition government? Saturday, March 26, 2011..What's wrong with attack ads? Saturday, March 26, 2011..How it happened: The events that led to the fall of Canada's government Wednesday, March 23, 2011..Elizabeth Taylor dies Tuesday, March 22, 2011..Tory attack ads kibosh Count Ignatieff's humble roots Tuesday, March 22, 2011..40% of Americans believe God created humans in last 10,000 years Tuesday, March 22, 2011..What is Libya? --- Who are the Qaddafis? Monday, March 21, 2011..Why aren't old incompetent doctors being put out to pasture? Monday, March 21, 2011..25% of B.C. student loans in default Saturday, March 19, 2011..B.C. kops turf sheriffs from traffic beat Friday, March 18, 2011..Fukushima puts the world-wide nuclear industry on life support Friday, March 18, 2011..In tiny Bahrain, Saudis struggle valiantly to save their world for feudalism Friday, March 18, 2011..750,000 Saudi dollars cuts 10 deserving students out of Dalhousie Medical School Friday, March 18, 2011..Harper compared to Nixon!!! Friday, March 18, 2011..Videos --- technology that's shaken the world Friday, March 18, 2011..Is B.C. 's new "Liberal" premier the real thing? Friday, March 18, 2011..What happens when we unplug the internet? Friday, March 18, 2011..Why are credit card agreements so long? Thursday, March 17, 2011..How housing prices have skyrocketed Tuesday, March 15, 2011..The Japanese nuclear catastrophes show the risk --- but the Globe and Mail says we shouldn't stop de Monday, March 14, 2011..Canada' below Slovenia in technological innovation Monday, March 14, 2011..Head shots should be history Monday, March 14, 2011..Will Wisconsin's chill on labour move north? Monday, March 14, 2011..What to expect when the Canadian election battle begins Monday, March 14, 2011..YouStream video of Japan Earthquake Sunday, March 13, 2011..A traitor to his class, Warren Buffet's salary ... $100,000 per year!!! Friday, March 11, 2011..NHL risking its integrity by turning a blind eye Friday, March 11, 2011..Rocket scientist trial --- a poster boy for what's wrong with the law Friday, March 11, 2011..Why folks won't ride buses Friday, March 11, 2011..History's 10 Worst Earthquakes Thursday, March 10, 2011..Can Canadians trust Harper with majority government? Thursday, March 10, 2011..Editorial tells Canada's lawyers to smarten up -- how about the judges? Wednesday, March 09, 2011..Canadians spend 11% of income on food --- Chinese spend 36% Wednesday, March 09, 2011..Colonel Gadhafi: Dying Days Wednesday, March 09, 2011..Study claims military spending a boondoggle Tuesday, March 08, 2011..Big Pharma going bankrupt Tuesday, March 08, 2011..Will the public ever blush when the Harper government misspeaks, won'tspeaks and nastyspeaks? Tuesday, March 08, 2011..Alberta court finds Ottawa's bid for national securities regulator unconstitutional Monday, March 07, 2011..Fidel Castro supports Khadafi Monday, March 07, 2011..Nothing has got better since 1950 --- except the internet Monday, March 07, 2011..The elusive Libyan rebels? Sunday, March 06, 2011..% of Canadians who are mathematically illiterate? Sunday, March 06, 2011..A former rock star of the ad world explains why he doesn't watch commercials Sunday, March 06, 2011..Meteorites show signs of life in space: scientist Sunday, March 06, 2011..Vancouver's subsidized super casino foes duke it out with developers Sunday, March 06, 2011..$10 Million+ Ponzi psychopath loosed after 14 months in jail Sunday, March 06, 2011..About where Obama grew up --- right praying/thinking/wannsabePres Mike Huckabee a liar or an ignoramus Friday, March 04, 2011..Jon Lee Anderson's weekly dispatches from Libya Friday, March 04, 2011..What's driving the Arab Revolution --- higher expectations Saturday, January 01, 2011..NotsoGrim fairy tale --- Money is everything in politics Friday, March 04, 2011..How local governments are starved of their rightful revenues. Thursday, March 03, 2011..Sexual psychopath let loose among handicapped children Thursday, March 03, 2011..Where can a deposed dictator hide? Wednesday, March 02, 2011..Kleptocrats: The dictators' guide to amassing wealth Wednesday, March 02, 2011..The student loan fiasco in for-profit colleges Wednesday, March 02, 2011..Big Pharma financed Florida governor fights to block prescription drug registry Wednesday, March 02, 2011..Michael Ignatieff --- a problem --- not a solution Wednesday, March 02, 2011..Globe TV columnist says Academy Awards are "insufferable inanity" Wednesday, March 02, 2011..Quebec City hands over profits of Quebec Arena to Media Mogul Thursday, March 03, 2011..Sober second thought: B.C. neoCons to review new drunk-driving laws Monday, February 28, 2011..Civil disobedience without violence --- does it work? Monday, February 28, 2011..TeleCable monopoly pays Born Jim Shaw $16,000 pension --- per day!!! Sunday, February 27, 2011..Will the Middle East Revolution wash over to China? Six experts differ Sunday, February 27, 2011..Don't expect Western-style democracies in middle east Sunday, February 27, 2011..Tories hiding fighter jet, fat cat tax cut, crime costs Sunday, February 27, 2011..Judge hints victim "led on" rapist --- gives him no jail time Sunday, February 27, 2011..Victoria builds earthquake-proof hospital Saturday, February 26, 2011..Founder of Salvation Navy passes Friday, February 25, 2011..Big government's junk-science-billion-dollar plan to raise each Victorian's taxes by $1,000 a year Friday, February 25, 2011..Victoria's establishment paper questions Darth Vader heist Friday, February 25, 2011..If Saudis revolt we risk a new global recession Wednesday, February 23, 2011..Gadafis' hidden billions: Dubai banks, plush London pads and Italian water Wednesday, February 23, 2011..Canadians don't trust Harper for majority government --- detest Ignatieff Wednesday, February 23, 2011..Is Saudi next? --- Hundreds back Facebook call for Saudi protest Wednesday, February 23, 2011..Canada's electronic services are high-priced --- the CRTC keeps out foreign competition Wednesday, February 23, 2011..The American economic dream now a nightmare Wednesday, February 23, 2011..Wall Street turned a blind eye to Bernard Madoff Tuesday, February 22, 2011.."My money belongs to society -- not my children," says Canadian tycoon Tuesday, February 22, 2011..MS patients complain of inadequate care in Canada after liberation therapy Tuesday, February 22, 2011..Bahrain - the revolution just a bridge away from Saudi Arabia Tuesday, February 22, 2011..Vancouver Olympics book-keepers foist super-expensive buses on long-suffering Victoria taxpayer Sunday, May 29, 2011..Government pals playing float-plane monopoly in Vancouver harbour Saturday, February 19, 2011..U.S. renegade Mormon may have 80+ wives Friday, February 18, 2011..An NHL arena for Quebec City? Absurd Friday, February 18, 2011..For Arabs, the challenge of democracy starts with the family Friday, February 18, 2011..How China's cyber attack against Canada works Friday, February 18, 2011..Can Bahrain uprising succeed? Thursday, February 17, 2011..B.C.'s Liberal government refuses to charge Liberal lobbyist with bribery Thursday, February 17, 2011..How Calgary's new mayor mugwumped and ignored science -- now there's no more fluoride in Calgary's water Thursday, February 17, 2011..Canada's hapless judges drowning in a procedural legal swamp Thursday, February 17, 2011..Egyptian women fear return of frequent harassment and assault Wednesday, February 16, 2011..Five dead-wrong economic Ideas that refuse to die Tuesday, February 15, 2011..Iran Autocrats want to lynch opposition leaders Tuesday, February 15, 2011..What do Chinese autocrats say about the revolution in Egypt? Tuesday, February 15, 2011..Self-touted on PBS, Chevron Faces Record $9 Billion Amazon Fine Tuesday, February 15, 2011..Beware of junk "multiculturalism"!!! Monday, February 14, 2011..How life insurers shirk supervision and liability Monday, February 14, 2011..Mubarak sons nearly came to blows over fate of their father Monday, February 14, 2011..Mubarak sons nearly came to blows over fate of their father Monday, February 14, 2011..Harper keeps Canada in dark --- to his own peril Monday, February 14, 2011..Egypt's "Robespierre moment" won't mean instant democracy Monday, February 14, 2011..Federal cabinet minister admits lying to parliamentary committee --- wants to "move on" Monday, February 14, 2011..Canadian soldiers are fatter and more inactive than average Canadians Monday, February 14, 2011..Questions grow on Canada's west coast tanker traffic Thursday, February 10, 2011..Will Bush Junior dodge torture arrest in Switzerland? Thursday, February 10, 2011..How Canada metes out the wet noodle treatment to white collar criminals Friday, February 11, 2011..Egypt --- a revolution or a revolt? Wednesday, February 09, 2011..High-priced B.C. ferry boss set to sail Wednesday, February 09, 2011..Shaw defects from the Big Talk monopoly --- stops imposing limits on net use Tuesday, February 08, 2011..Saskatchewan's mother lode --- the Bakken oil field Tuesday, February 08, 2011..Vancouver Olympics's "leader" didn't know nothin' about nothin' about the killer luge track Tuesday, February 08, 2011..CRTC changes will invite crooked financial reporting, accountant warns Tuesday, February 08, 2011..Push me/pull you story of B.C. Ferries shows why utilities should be run for the public interest --- Tuesday, February 08, 2011..Big Food wants to drain 40 B.C. streams for bottled water Tuesday, February 08, 2011..Monitoring of tankers not reliable: coast guard Friday, February 04, 2011..Ottawa disbands sodium reduction task force Sunday, February 06, 2011..CRTC wanted to enrich a few companies while damaging the economy and the rights of users Friday, February 04, 2011..Neocon premier loves dogs over people? Wednesday, February 02, 2011..Six years after the Mayerthorpe massacre, RCMP finally upgrade training program Wednesday, February 02, 2011..Web TV may replace cable and TV networks Tuesday, January 25, 2011..Calling a party "Liberal" in Alberta constitutes politcal suicide --- liberals are setting up a new Tuesday, January 25, 2011..Ottawa considers paying for stadiums with unspent $1-billion Tuesday, February 01, 2011..B.C., not its teachers union, should run education Thursday, January 27, 2011..How corruption stole Africa's medicine Tuesday, February 01, 2011..How B.C.'s public welfare system dehumanizes the giver and the receiver Tuesday, February 01, 2011..Post-Olympic slaughter of 70 sled dogs prompts rage, embarrassment Friday, December 16, 2011.. A Bum's Xmas in Calgary Tuesday, January 18, 2011.. Eye Opener editor returns from Cuban negotiations? Friday, January 14, 2011.. Why was this guy loose on the streets of Tuscon? Tuesday, January 11, 2011.. Sarah Palin pulls crosshair gun sights from her website --- reluctantly Sunday, November 07, 2010.. The Editor of The Calgary Eye Opener escapes the Kopyright Kops and disappears Monday, November 01, 2010.. How a Bay Street big-shot bought the Governor General Monday, October 25, 2010.. WikiLeaks leaks PM's and GovGen's whitewash of B.C.'s Railgate scandal Monday, October 18, 2010.. The fine art of procrastination Wednesday, October 13, 2010.. Lincoln wanted to annex Canada Wednesday, October 06, 2010.. How to get rid of lobbying and corruption --- enforce the bribery laws Monday, September 27, 2010.. Sucking up to your betters - what to call people who are better than you Tuesday, September 21, 2010.. The Economist's 2010 Big Mac Index --- China cheating by 47% --- Canadian $ 8% overvalued --- In Norway Big Mac twice U.S. price Thursday, September 09, 2010.. Keeping problem gamblers away from government number rackets --- Keep it simple stupid!!! Friday, September 03, 2010.. Waskesiu --- fat cats and bureaucrats turn a peoples' park into a gated community for bears, mosquitoes and rich folk Monday, August 30, 2010.. Was Prime Minister John Diefenbaker a ku kluxer? Friday, August 20, 2010.. Kop-Speak for Dummies Monday, August 16, 2010.. British Petroleum -- why Americans love to hate Englishmen Monday, August 16, 2010.. Kanada doesn't need a census because ... Thursday, August 12, 2010.. Bill Gates and Henry Ford duke it out at the Alberta Long Bar then constipate Sunday, August 08, 2010.. Feelin' the pain --- $3,000,000 for Clinton wedding Thursday, July 29, 2010.. Big Brother crowns how-high-yes-man King of Kanada Friday, June 04, 2010.. THE CHICKEN OATH --- BIZARRE --- EFFECTIVE? Monday, May 31, 2010.. OBAMA CAN'T USE A TELEPROMPTER Thursday, May 27, 2010.. VICTIMOLOGY PROF'S CAMPAIGN TO ABOLISH THE WORD "FAT" Wednesday, May 12, 2010.. THE CALGARY EYE OPENER'S NEW COMPARISON SHOPPING GUIDE TO CUBA VACATIONS Wednesday, February 03, 2010.. WHY PIROGIES IS BAD FOR DEMOCRACY Monday, February 01, 2010.. DOES TIGER NEED "ENDORSEMENTS"? Friday, January 22, 2010.. REVENUE CANADA TURNS BLIND EYE? AS CHINESE MAFIA PLUNDERS EYE OPENER? Monday, January 18, 2010.. CHICKEN LITTLE AND GLOBAL COOLING Monday, January 18, 2010.. STEPHEN HARPER --- TOO MUCH POTTY TRAINING? Wednesday, December 23, 2009.. YES VIRGINIA -- HE'S DRINKING COKE!!! SANTA SWEARS OFF BOOZE!!! Wednesday, December 23, 2009.. A BUM'S XMAS --- IT'S XMAS --- LET'S GIVE THE POOR DEVILS A DECENT PARTY Wednesday, December 23, 2009.. B.C. PINE BEETLE FINDS GREENER PASTURES Thursday, August 13, 2009.. Obama's Hail Mary Health Care Victory Thursday, July 30, 2009.. Goofy British Columbia politics going extinct!!!! Tuesday, July 28, 2009.. U.S. war hero shows how the U.S. can wipe out world hunger and terrorism Monday, July 27, 2009.. World War I - The War of The Imbeciles - the last survivor dies Thursday, July 23, 2009.. Calgary Eye Opener exclusive --- The Confessions of Lord Strathcona Thursday, July 16, 2009.. 9,000 scientists doubt Suzuki climate theory Sunday, June 07, 2009.. Where did I put my memory pill? Thursday, May 28, 2009.. North American doctors mired in 19th Century chicken scratches Wednesday, May 27, 2009.. Newspapers --- 21st Century dinosaurs Friday, May 08, 2009.. No Swine Flu in Cuba --- we ask Fidel why Thursday, May 07, 2009.. SWINE FLU AND THE EXTINCTION OF HUMANKIND Wednesday, April 22, 2009.. Editor returns from Cuba. Rumours of Fidel's death greatly exaggerated --Calgary Eye Opener features regular Fidel column Wednesday, April 22, 2009.. REPORTS OF THEIR DEATHS GROSSLY EXAGGERATED Tuesday, April 07, 2009.. Attorney-General takes B.C.'s version of the Fifth Amendment Monday, December 22, 2008.. THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE CASTRO REVOLUTION Thursday, December 11, 2008.. RUM DRINKING, CIGAR SMOKING CALGARY EYE OPENER EDITOR TO REPORT FROM CUBA Thursday, December 11, 2008.. Propagandists feed on ignorance of how Canada's democracy works Thursday, December 11, 2008.. Dictatorships and homelessness Thursday, December 04, 2008.. STEPHAN HARPER'S NOT-SO-SECRET WEAPON -- STEPHANE DION Monday, November 24, 2008.. Pendulum Politics Friday, November 21, 2008.. HOW MUCH IS $700 BILLION? Friday, November 14, 2008.. A BUSH PARDON FOR CONRAD BLACK? Sunday, November 09, 2008.. VICTORIA'S CRYSTAL COURT MOTEL --- CRACK DOWN ON THE DEVELOPERS --- HOUSE THE HOMELESS Friday, October 31, 2008.. McCAIN'S LAST CARD --- THE THREAT OF A DEMOCRATIC DICTATORSHIP Thursday, October 23, 2008.. Depression? Recession? What's the difference? Thursday, October 16, 2008.. Is John McCain a victim of heightism? Friday, October 10, 2008.. Stephen Harper - anal and out of his element Saturday, October 04, 2008.. The October 2 Daisy Mae and Bessy May Debates Tuesday, September 16, 2008.. Fighting kondo kreep in Victoria's Cridge Park Saturday, September 06, 2008.. HOW TO WIN THE U.S. PRESIDENCY Monday, August 25, 2008.. Will McCain sic Bush's attack dog on Joe Biden Sunday, August 24, 2008.. Lusting after Olympic Gold? Thursday, August 21, 2008.. The 1936 Hitler Olympics Friday, August 15, 2008.. Cut China some slack Thursday, August 07, 2008.. Aug 2008 -The Economist releases the Big Mac Index - Ronald McDonald claims Canadian Dollar 15% too high Saturday, July 26, 2008.. Kondo-lovin' Victoria mayor out-Nixons Nixon, out-Kafkas Kafka Monday, July 21, 2008.. Neanderthal/Bush Myth Misspoken - Misproven by awesomely respected Lovenstein Institute Monday, July 14, 2008.. Metis Guerrilla General Gabriel Dumont attacks Canada's Afghan strategy Sunday, July 06, 2008.. Three mass-murdering tobacco executives are members of the Order of Canada Wednesday, June 25, 2008.. Will the National Parole Board parole Paul Bernardo? Friday, June 13, 2008.. Two top-notch women to run for Vice Prez Thursday, June 05, 2008.. Blessed are the Rich for They shall inherit the earth Wednesday, May 28, 2008.. Shed no tears for Ontario Sunday, February 17, 2008.. Booze, leadership and guts at Yellow Quill Sunday, February 10, 2008.. America's first Jewish President? Sunday, January 20, 2008.. The Democratic primaries - gaga journalism and closet racism Thursday, December 13, 2007.. What happened to the $75,000 - Mulroney told the truth - Mulroney v. Nixon Thursday, December 06, 2007.. The case of Willie Pickton - what about Biker Dave? Tuesday, November 13, 2007.. A bribemaster - par excellence - chips in Tuesday, October 30, 2007.. The Sask leadership debate and the lost art of speechify'n and oooratoory Thursday, August 02, 2007.. Shades of the Sun King - smiting the Canadian Wheat Board - democracy Tory style Monday, July 30, 2007.. Bad guys try to con The Calgary Eye Opener Friday, July 27, 2007.. Lord Crowbar fires his lawyer Tuesday, July 24, 2007.. Paddy won't sign Whitmore petition Tuesday, July 17, 2007.. A Modest Proposal Tuesday, July 17, 2007.. Bush to pardon Black Thursday, July 12, 2007.. Lac La Ronge building vies for world's ugliest building Friday, June 29, 2007.. The happy heroic saga of the Engelbretson family Friday, June 22, 2007.. How much trans fat in a university education? Thursday, June 07, 2007.. Chinese organ transplants in Edmonton? Thursday, May 31, 2007.. Lord Black - foolish client headed for the hooscow Sunday, July 01, 2007.. CanWest Global flunks its own Canada history quiz Friday, June 08, 2007.. Chief Crowfoot trashes the Department of Indian Affairs Friday, June 01, 2007.. 'Irrational exuberance', Alan Greenspan and the Chinese stock market Friday, May 25, 2007.. Should killer's father be quarantined? Friday, May 18, 2007.. China 'harvesting' organs from living human beings Friday, May 11, 2007.. Don't boycott China, boycott China's Olympics Friday, May 04, 2007.. More than 612 failed plots to murder Castro Friday, April 27, 2007.. The truth about presidential IQs? Friday, April 20, 2007.. Virginia mass killer should have been quarantined Friday, April 13, 2007.. bush's I.Q? The Eye Opener investigates Friday, April 06, 2007.. Boondoggle in Brussels - Yesterday's Climate Change Committee gabfest Friday, March 30, 2007.. Full-time Eye Opener reporter assigned to Cuba Saturday, March 17, 2007.. The Toronto Media and the Trial of Lord Black of the Crowbar Friday, March 09, 2007.. The Suzuki/Hoggan Witch Hunt Wednesday, February 28, 2007.. Why didn't the Taliban let Cheney take his natural course? Tuesday, February 20, 2007.. Can Judge Jack Major save Canada's justice system? Wednesday, February 07, 2007.. To fuel his academic career catastrophist Kenneth Hare switched - from Global Cooling to Global Warming Wednesday, January 24, 2007.. Harper government cover-up of the Mulroney bribe scandal? Wednesday, January 17, 2007.. Let's rid Saskatchewan of political parties Monday, January 08, 2007.. Global Warming - Rex Murphy's faint recantation Monday, December 25, 2006.. How Holy is the Fraser Institute - The Manning/Tysick CyberDebate Monday, December 18, 2006.. The Sierra Club - The Invasion of the Killer Spin Docs Monday, December 11, 2006.. Eye Opener invites Al Gore and Jim Buckee to Vicious CO2 Debate Saturday, November 18, 2006.. Eye Opener will stage scientific debate on global warming Thursday, November 16, 2006.. Global Warming Saturday, November 11, 2006.. Was World War One worth it? R.B. Bennett ... Bob Edwards ... The Senator Wednesday, November 08, 2006.. Stephen Harper and Michaelle Jean Monday, November 06, 2006.. Will a Bushite Congress bring in the Draft? Wednesday, November 01, 2006.. Are income trusts coming home to roost? Monday, October 30, 2006.. How local bureaucrats are hurting local government Friday, October 27, 2006.. Tatiana and Krista - setting priorities at B.C. Women's Hospital Thursday, October 26, 2006.. More KaKa for Cap Hahn Wednesday, October 25, 2006.. Let's put Jimmy Pattison on the Homeless File Tuesday, October 24, 2006.. Bronconnier council sterilizes Marda Loop Monday, October 23, 2006.. We're impressed ... What's happened to Shelagh Rogers? Sunday, October 22, 2006.. Iraq as a typical human folly Tuesday, October 17, 2006.. Dave Bronconnier and Dumbed Down Taxes Thursday, October 05, 2006.. Conrad Black - The Return of the Prodigal Lord Crowbar Wednesday, September 27, 2006.. ACHOO - CBC's Trudeauite Chairman forgets the pleasure of the sneeze Tuesday, September 26, 2006.. A Busker/Condom King's View of The B.C. Experience Friday, September 22, 2006.. The Animal Farm of B.C.'s Ministry of Education Thursday, September 21, 2006.. The B.C. Experience - Mel Cooper - Always a Bridesmaid - Never a Bride Saturday, September 09, 2006.. Bill Gates - Candidate for the Presidency of the United States? Thursday, August 24, 2006.. Arthritic elephants, condemned cougars and Boo Wednesday, August 23, 2006.. The Catch22 logic of Hezbollah Monday, August 21, 2006.. Doctors without issues Sunday, August 20, 2006.. More Antiamericanism in Toronto Liberals than in Syrians and Iranians Saturday, August 19, 2006.. Aircraft security the ox gored Friday, August 18, 2006.. Victoria's beggars re-rename the "Fairmont" Empress Thursday, August 17, 2006.. The Chump Memorial Casino + Cop Culture + No Australians Died v. 23 Canadians + BigPlaneitis Tuesday, August 08, 2006.. Mel Gibson arrest notes - Outing the Catholic Church Tuesday, August 01, 2006.. CBC portrays Justin Trudeau as Charlie Chaplined Hitler Sunday, July 23, 2006.. Afghanistan, the mother of all meat grinders Tuesday, July 18, 2006.. The growth of Calgary - a Kaleidoscope Tuesday, July 11, 2006.. Fort McMurray - fiscal imbalance Alberta style Tuesday, July 04, 2006.. Bullroneyed and Bushwacked - The Softwood Lumber Settlement Wednesday, June 28, 2006.. Edwin Gardiner - the prime minister Dieppe denied us Tuesday, June 20, 2006.. Ken Thomson - a pearl begotten of a swine Thursday, June 15, 2006.. Mount No-Name, gingerly, named Mount Trudeau -- next Mountain ... Mount Mussolini? Tuesday, June 06, 2006.. B.C. Ferries - the Queen of the North - Cap' Hahn launches a Red Herring Tuesday, May 30, 2006.. Dead Doggie religion sweeps through Calgary Thursday, May 25, 2006.. Where does the buck stop at Rockyview Hospital? Thursday, May 11, 2006.. Media cover up of Trudeau's Nazi past Tuesday, April 25, 2006.. Jane Jacobs stopped the unstoppable - warned of new Dark Age Thursday, April 06, 2006.. Australian scientist suspects marijuana causes mental illness Tuesday, April 04, 2006.. Colleen Klein - the power behind the throne used unwisely Monday, April 03, 2006.. Eye Opener predicted Kleins would fight it out. + Emerson switch is constitutional Sunday, April 02, 2006.. The Chump holded - he shouda' folded Thursday, March 30, 2006.. Where does the buck stop at B.C. Ferries? Would the Pope protest the beheading of a convert to Atheism? BCAA should stick to its knitting. Chump Klein and Lord Acton. Invasion of Canada? Tuesday, March 28, 2006.. How did Ralph Klein pay for his fishing lodge? - he was verrry frugal Friday, March 24, 2006.. Human Error in The Sinking of Queen of the North? Was the hiring of B.C. Ferries' Boss the First Human Error? Wednesday, March 22, 2006.. Thank God we're Canadians Wednesday, March 15, 2006.. Are the Bushes in bed with the bin Ladens? - Compare America's worst dynasty to America's best Friday, March 03, 2006.. Eye Opener announces the Great Canadian Victim Contest Thursday, March 02, 2006.. Big Mike Lobsinger joins the Eye Opener Monday, February 20, 2006.. The Cartoons Saturday, February 18, 2006.. The Head of the Snake - Comparing the Whabbi War of 2006 with the Riel Rebellion of 1885 Friday, February 17, 2006.. Stephen - Discard Mulroney like a dirty shirt Thursday, February 16, 2006.. The Doctrine of Kith-and-Kin Wednesday, February 01, 2006.. After A Year-long Drunk ..... Eye Opener's One-Hoss Editor Comes to On The Straits Of Juan De Fuca Wednesday, February 01, 2006.. Stephen Harper Pragmatist Wednesday, February 01, 2006.. Lord Crowbar hired the wrong Greenspan Wednesday, February 01, 2006.. The boxing day shoot-out - the murder of constable Gignac - mad-dog Rozsko ..... What's happened to good old Canadian common sense? Wednesday, February 01, 2006.. Who ran Martin's shipping company? Wednesday, February 01, 2006.. How does Jeffrey Simpson, Canadian journalist circa 2006, stack up against Edward R. Murrow, American journalist circa 1954? Friday, January 14, 2005.. Open Letter to Our Readers - Eye Opener Editor on mighty binge - Eye Opener free for time being - Eye Opener may become a "blog" Friday, December 17, 2004.. Eye Opener defames Municipal Affairs Minister - apology delayed in lawyer's office Friday, December 17, 2004.. Aftergate - Dr. Yes to the rescue - Rod Love hires Multi-Corp Ethics Excuser to shoot, shovel and shut up Friday, December 10, 2004.. The Aftergood Scandal triggers an Alberta revolution Friday, December 03, 2004.. Conflicts of interest with a Romanov touch- the return of Chief of Staff Rod Love Tuesday, November 23, 2004.. Letters to the Editor - Reader trashes Eye Opener's Arafat obituary Tuesday, November 23, 2004.. The Eye Opener names George Washington 2nd Greatest Canadian Tuesday, November 23, 2004.. Yesterday's Alberta Election - The Liberal Party needs a new name Friday, November 19, 2004.. The Alberta Election - It's all about Opposition, Stupid Friday, November 12, 2004.. Eye Opener charges Chretien spin doctor with plagiarism - Mencken called Bush a "moron" in 1920 Friday, November 12, 2004.. Will Ottawa half-mast the flag for Yasir Arafat? Friday, November 12, 2004.. Do Barbara Streisand and the wannabe American expats know what they're getting into? Friday, November 12, 2004.. Pierre Elliott Trudeau International Airport - Mirabel International Airport - the wrong airport renamed Friday, November 12, 2004.. Calgary Mountain View - Irate Eye Opener Editor fires incompetent reporter Friday, November 12, 2004.. The Alberta Leaders' Debate - It's time for Political Smarts Friday, November 05, 2004.. The November 22 election - a real possibility - what Alberta needs - a minority government in Alberta Friday, November 05, 2004.. Underestimating the intelligence of the American people - Why did Sam Slick Sr., MMS vote for Bush? Friday, October 29, 2004.. Safeway and Co-op - Come Halloween time, they do their bit for obesity Friday, October 29, 2004.. Bush v. Kerry - Sam Slick says Kerry will win Friday, October 29, 2004.. "Severely normal" - Rod Love's words come back to haunt him Friday, October 22, 2004.. The Aftergood Affair - Tory fixer's moll stirs up stink in Ward 10 Friday, October 22, 2004.. Canada's leaky submarines - the facts are stubborn things Friday, October 22, 2004.. Enmax - bureaucrats playing entrepreneurs Friday, October 22, 2004.. Conrad Black: There's a sucker born every minute - dissolute Duke's euphoria short-lived Friday, October 15, 2004.. Paying the spin doctor Friday, October 15, 2004.. Klein for President? Friday, October 15, 2004.. Is Lord Nonesuch a racketeer? Friday, October 15, 2004.. Is Bush wired? Friday, October 08, 2004.. Harper excommunicated from the Christian Taliban Friday, October 08, 2004.. Bobbing around in the North Atlantic - Clauswitz and H.M.C.S. Chicoutimi Friday, October 08, 2004.. Wabbi Watch - Buying ball bearings for Hamas + Terror at Concordia + Shiite Massacre Friday, October 08, 2004.. Rod Love - Where are you when we need you? Friday, October 08, 2004.. Edwards and Bush win the Presidential Debates Friday, October 01, 2004.. Local Government - the Tories could still lose November 22 election Friday, October 01, 2004.. Wabbi Watch - A Wayward Lion of God - A spin-doctor's Hell - Prices and precautions on the rise Friday, October 01, 2004.. The Sept. 30 Debate - Kerry overestimated the intelligence of the Amercian people and his own campaign staff Friday, September 24, 2004.. Lord Black's Bora Bora vacation - the Eye Opener erred !!! Friday, September 24, 2004.. Earnscliffe breaks up - Is it all smoke and mirrors? Friday, September 24, 2004.. Wabbi Watch - Canadian Wabbis fund murder squads - Wabbis call themselves "slaughterers" - the CBC calls them "militants" "fighters" Friday, September 24, 2004.. Does Canada's voting system need fixing? Friday, September 17, 2004.. A Free Thinkers' Bible Crusade - A Gideon Mencken In Every Hotel Room Friday, September 17, 2004.. Wabbi Watch Friday, September 17, 2004.. Who's going to win the U.S. presidential debates - Kerry or Bush? Monday, September 06, 2004.. Lord Black of Cross Harbour - From Plutocrat to Aristocrat to Kleptocrat Monday, September 06, 2004.. Wabbi Watch - More murders - Gallic guts win out Monday, September 06, 2004.. Chump Ralph drops the ball on Alberta independence Monday, September 06, 2004.. The "It's your future" questionnaire - Government by spin-doctors, of spin-doctors, for spin-doctors Monday, August 30, 2004.. Wabbi Watch - Russian 9/11 - Wanted female kamikazes Monday, August 30, 2004.. Tobacco companies - from simple murder to smuggling to outright bankruptcy Monday, August 30, 2004.. Canada's Kangaroo Court Monday, August 30, 2004.. The Emperor has no clothes? Why won't Premier Ralph show up at September's Canadian health care talks? Monday, August 30, 2004.. Will the Goebbels Foundation award the Hitler Prize to Bush Junior's spin-doctor? Monday, August 23, 2004.. Eye Opener Time Machine discovers election date Monday, August 23, 2004.. Wabbi Watch - Fifth Columnists in America - Oil climbs Monday, August 23, 2004.. Predatory profits at Enmax Monday, August 23, 2004.. Alberta giving oil companies a free ride Monday, August 16, 2004.. Bread and Circuses - couch potatoes, junk food and Olympic medals Monday, August 16, 2004.. The Alberta Public Affairs Bureau's Election Platform Monday, August 16, 2004.. Joseph Howe v. the CRTC Monday, August 16, 2004.. Whabbi Watch - Spin doctor blows double agent's cover - Mike Wallace as terrorist - America's astigmatic apparatchik - Oil skyrockets Saturday, August 07, 2004.. Whabbi Watch - not much terrorism - accelerated fear campaigns - fake major and Indian movie star reveal real safety threats Saturday, August 07, 2004.. Bush v. Martin - Yankee smoothie fails to con Canadian baby boomer at the Canmore Folk Festival Monday, August 02, 2004.. Saudi Arabia - Weekly Whabbi Watch - the Alberta Oil Sands Monday, August 02, 2004.. Fired environmentalist David "Don Kyoto" Anderson tilting at windmills one last time - a victim of the axis of evil? Monday, August 02, 2004.. Expense accounts - the directors of Canada Post are generous - CRTC Chairman is a piker Monday, August 02, 2004.. Chump Klein - "almost" quitting is not good enough Monday, July 26, 2004.. Earnscliffe, fully in charge, clad in an open-neck Hawaiian sports shirt, appoints a cabinet Monday, July 26, 2004.. PCs staging a reverse takeover of the Conservative Alliance? Harper's shadow cabinet Monday, July 26, 2004.. Anne McLellan dead wrong again - Passengers taking off from Calgary International Airport are in real and present danger of being hijacked!!! Monday, July 19, 2004.. Jim Prentice - Canada's next prime minister? Monday, July 19, 2004.. Famous lawyer says Dar Heatherington making monkeys of politicians and bureaucrats Monday, July 19, 2004.. A real threat to the Klein Government - Dave Bronconnier and municipal politicians? Monday, June 14, 2004.. Victory in the air Monday, June 14, 2004.. The Sheriff clears the air and cleans house Monday, June 14, 2004.. More Panic Monday, June 07, 2004.. Normandy - a geography lesson for Junior Monday, June 07, 2004.. Bantam Jack Layton, Champagne Socialist Monday, June 07, 2004.. Harper compares Winston Churchill to Hollywood War Hero Monday, June 07, 2004.. Shhhh!!! Don Kyoto and the the return of the NEP Monday, June 07, 2004.. Time for the hook? Monday, June 07, 2004.. Shhhh!!! Don Kyoto and the the return of the NEP Monday, June 07, 2004.. Conservative common sense Monday, May 31, 2004.. Foot and Mouth, Don Cherry and Peter McKay Monday, May 31, 2004.. Who is Earnscliffe, anyway? Monday, May 24, 2004.. Coming out Flubbing Monday, May 24, 2004.. Coming out Flubbing Monday, May 17, 2004.. Sheriff Harper releases the raping, pillaging packers Monday, May 10, 2004.. Slaying the Democratic Deficit Monday, May 03, 2004.. The Christian Taliban, the CBC and the Earnscliffe Strategy Group Monday, May 03, 2004.. Meeting of the Two Juniors Monday, April 19, 2004.. D-Day in Norway Monday, April 19, 2004.. Hymnbook on Your Face – Getting the Svend Robinson Story Politically Correct Monday, April 12, 2004.. Helping Killers make a Decent Buck – Butting Out the Anti-Smoking Campaign Monday, April 12, 2004.. Sheila Copps - What goes around - Comes around? Monday, April 05, 2004.. An End to Quaintness in the Maritimes Sunday, March 21, 2004.. Conservatives Elect a Sheriff Monday, March 15, 2004.. Nazi among Conservative "Publisher's Circle" Wednesday, February 25, 2004.. Bring on the Shills Wednesday, February 25, 2004.. Bedside Booze - A Smokescreen for the Chump Tuesday, February 24, 2004.. Ethics Excuser still operating Thursday, February 19, 2004.. The democratic deficit lives on Wednesday, February 18, 2004.. Creatures of all kinds leave the sinking ship Monday, February 16, 2004.. Junior loses big time Sunday, February 15, 2004.. The Shoot-out at Cross Country Check Up Friday, February 13, 2004.. Junior has a lapse of memory Thursday, February 12, 2004.. Jean Chretien did it Thursday, February 12, 2004.. Jean Chretien is an honourable man Wednesday, February 11, 2004.. Junior nominated for Comical Ali Disingenuity Award Tuesday, February 10, 2004.. Junior Saw No Evil, Heard No Evil Monday, February 09, 2004.. Paul Martin's missing $161 Million - 117,518% Discrepancy Monday, February 09, 2004.. Lord StumbleBum Shunned Monday, February 09, 2004.. Conflict of Interest, Barbados Style Thursday, February 05, 2004.. Foxes in Investor's Henhouse - Bay Street's Solution - A Bigger Hen House Thursday, February 05, 2004.. White-hatted Posse hauls Virtual Aristocrat before Wet Noodle Ontario Securities Commission Thursday, January 29, 2004.. Welshing and Stumble Bumming Thursday, January 15, 2004.. Selling The Crown Jewels Monday, December 22, 2003.. Conrad Black Takes the 5th Monday, December 22, 2003.. Is Don Kyoto but Window Dressing? Wednesday, October 15, 2003.. Whose Flag should Martin Fly? Saturday, November 25, 2006.. The Transcript of the Global Warming Electronic Debate Tuesday, June 29, 2004.. The June 28 election - the Tories lose - the Liberals nearly lose - the Flubs and the Smarts Monday, June 14, 2004.. In praise of minority government Sunday, June 06, 2004.. The Eye Opener's new time machine Monday, May 31, 2004.. Noblesse Abuse - Some Calgarians are more equal than others. Saturday, May 15, 2004.. After 82 years - The Calgary Eye Opener is Revived Friday, April 30, 2004.. Tobacco Psychos in the Order of Canada Thursday, February 26, 2004.. Stephen Harper Flunks Geography Test Saturday, January 31, 2004.. The NDP - the Bantam Jack/Buzz Basil Plan for Proportional Representation Saturday, January 31, 2004.. The Eye Opener's exclusive interview with Bob Edwards Monday, December 15, 2003.. David Anderson - Don Kyoto de La La Land Monday, December 15, 2003.. Conrad Black - Lord Nonesuch of Toronto Tarred, Feathered, Run Out of New York on a Rail Monday, December 15, 2003.. Paul Martin - Charlie McCarthy - Freddy The Free Loader Monday, December 08, 2003.. Ralph's Team on Mad Cows versus Ralph's Team on Insurance Premiums .. .. Society Notes - Calgary's Creme de la Crème ..